Tired of Politically Correct Propaganda and Artificial Causes? Here is a calendar that celebrates events and people that actually had some real effect on civilization.

January Microsoft Monopoly Month January 1 - New Years Day January 5 - Perpetual Motion Machine Day January 26 - Bug's Bunny's Birthday	July Imperialist Brutality Month July 1 - Kick a Dog Day July 4 - American Independence Day July 15 - Manuel Noriega's Birthday
February Self Pity Month February 12 - Aromatherapy Day February 14 - Icky Sentimentality Day February 29 - Intron Day	August Boring People Month August 26 - Okra and Zucchini Day August 27 - Certified Accountant Day
March Puppet Dictatorship Month March 10 - Turn off Your TV Day March 17 - Sheep Cloning Day March 24 - Pornography Appreciation Day March 29 - Microwave Oven Day March 31 - Easter Sunday	September Prohibition History Month September 23 - Change Your Long Distance Phone Company Day September 24 - Change Your Long Distance Phone Back to AT&T Day September 29 - Tele-Marketer Appreciation Day
April Television Evangelist Month April 1 - April Fool's Day April 21 - Genghis Khan's Birthday April 23 - Silicone Implant Day April 23 - Mickey Mouse's Birthday	October Alternative Medicine Month October 12 - Raelian Clone Day October 24 - Buy Nothing Day October 31 - Halloween
May Moneylenders Month May 1 - Mayday May 9 - Internet Censorship Day May 24 - Donald Duck's Birthday May 24 - Attila the Hun's Birthday May 26 - False Memory Syndrome Day	November Redneck History Month November 5 - Dog Food Tasting Day November 8 - Navel Piercing Day November 11 - Projectile Vomiting Day November 26 - Smallpox Appreciation Day
June Bogus Achievement Month June 8 - Genghis Khan's Official Birthday June 18 - Budget Deficit Day June 21 - Sweatiest Day	December Genetically Modified Food Month December 2 - Administrator Awareness Day December 22 - Opposites Day December 25 - Capitalist Card Manufacturers Day
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