Extreme Enrollment Southern Illinois University proudly presents its new enrollment initiatives:
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New Scholarships and Fellowships Available!!!
EnroN (Enroll Now) Scholarship Six Hundred and Sixty Six Scholarships will be awarded to lucky students who ENROLL NOW!!! The first 666 applicants who successfully complete enrollment in the month of July 2004 will receive Enroll Now Scholarships.	President Walker Travel Fellowshipý Fellowships will be awarded to the first seventeen applicants to enroll for Spring Semester 2004 and submit a valid travel request. As SIU is an equal opportunity enroller preference will be given to those belonging to any demographic group who score low on IQ tests and mostly vote Democrat. Conditions: $7,777 will be awarded for a seven-week visit to any left-wing third world dictatorship. Upon return the awardee must write an essay explaining why not holding elections and torturing political prisoners is acceptable for Hispanic and/or non-white regimes. ý Endorsed by Fidel Castro and Paul Simon
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Southern 151 - Programs and Initiatives
Implementation Schedule	New Enrollment Initiatives Part II
SIU's New Image	Return to Southern 151
Official SIU Clothing	New Academic Programs
Lowered Productivity Awards	New Fund-Raising Initiatives
New SIU Calendar	New Weekly Schedule

 

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