The Clone Zone

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Today's new cloning technology is the first step in the quest for immortality or eternal life. What past religions used to promise only after death in a mythical paradise will soon be a scientific reality on Earth - this is Rael's challenging conclusion.

Rael: Yes to Human Cloning

EXCLUSIVE - SECRET PICTURE OF THE FIRST CLONED BABY !

I have a friend who has some very special contacts who got me this TOP SECRET photo of the first cloned baby.....

Once we can clone exact replicas of ourselves, the next step will be to transfer our memory and personality into our newly cloned brains and this will allow us to truly live forever, Rael writes. Since we will be able to remember our past, we will be able to accumulate knowledge indefinitely.

Checkout Raelian Clonaid Website

 

SPECIAL MILLENIUM OFFER

CLONED BABIES

Due to a breakthrough in genetic technology we can offer these babies at 50% off!!!

Whiny and Snivelly - only $3.45
Quiet and Well Behaved - only $6.75

Interested in getting yourself cloned?

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I want to be cloned!

Don't want yourself cloned but would appreciate an attractive genetically engineered companion? Both male and female models available.

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Instant Adult Technology

When humans are cloned, the result is not a full-grown adult but a baby. To get an adult clone, you would have to wait for nearly twenty years. BUT NOT ANY MORE!!! Thanks to Instant Adult Technology a cloned baby can be adulterized in less than an hour.

Humanoid Transmogrification Biocyclotron in action

Biocyclotron Facility at Raelian HQ

Brain output signals are closely monitored during the transmogrification process. Shown below is the final ten minutes in adulterization of a human clone processed last month.

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