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Administrative Disinformation Systems

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Department or Office

Room Number

DEPARTMENTAL DISINFORMATION

11a

POSTMODERN DECONSTRUCTIONIST DISINFORMATION

10204

DECENTRALIZED DISINFORMATION

4b

PERIPHERAL DISINFORMATION

22212

FINANCIAL DISINFORMATION

0001099201200

INTERDISCIPLINARY DISINFORMATION

304b

COUNTERPRODUCTIVE DISINFORMATION

000200010000

SUPPLEMENTARY DISINFORMATION

55011300b

OFFICE OF CONFUSION OVERSIGHT

0000000000000000000a

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Oracle Awards Won by SIU

Ambiguous Accountancy Award
1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 and 2002
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1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 and 2002

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