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The GOOSE Project Gaia's Ontological Oracle Sustains Equality    In collaboration with the SIU Center for Gender Equality, we present a new venture to promote the holistic wholeness of all Oracle users. The GOOSE project is based on amazing new insights into the spirit of humankind revealed by a new generation of feminist scholars. In particular Madame Blavatsky and more recently Amy Sophia Marashinsky have opened the way for a psychostochastic merging with Gaia in synchrony with the operation of the Oracle system.   Below: After only two Goose sessions, Oracle trainee Fifi Blabinskovitch uses her newly emerging psychic powers to log into Oracle accounts payable without a computer.
	"THE LAST VIBRATION OF THE SEVENTH ETERNITY THRILLS THROUGH INFINITUDE. THE MOTHER SWELLS, EXPANDING FROM WITHIN WITHOUT, LIKE THE BUD OF THE LOTUS." .......Helena Blavatsky

Helena Blavatsky	Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
Although not widely known, Illinois Governor Blagojevich is descended from the famous psychic medium, Helena Blavatsky.  The relationship is obvious from a comparison of their faces. This relationship has been obscured by several name changes in the family line, notable from Blavatsky to Blabbalotsky to Blabbavitch and finally, motivated by middle class respectability, to Blagojevich. What is even less widely known is that Rod Blagojevich has inherited psychic abilities from his ancestress. Actually, these abilities go way back, to the ancient Egyptians.
Descendents of Cleopatra, fleeing the Roman Empire carried these psychic powers to the Black Sea region, from whence, nearly two millennia later, Helena Blavatsky emerged. The Psychics of the Inner Ellipse of the Inward Nexus for Tachyonic Heuristic Empathy for Subliminal Kurchatovian Yoga (PIEINTHESKY) are hoping that Rod Blagojevich (known to the cognoscenti as "Divining Rod") will get together with General Clark, who is known to believe in time travel.  According to PIEINTHESKY, if Clark is elected president, the revival of psychic powers could retrieve forgotten knowledge from the past and save our modern society from its own materialistic insensitivity.

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