SimJoe

SimJoe is a fully functional R. Joseph Stella simulator. With meticulously replicated artificial randomness and catchphrases conveying levels of breathtaking realtime analysis previously thought to exist only in theory, this application is probably of interest only to UNSW Revue cast members.

As part of the ongoing "Joe is Watching You" campaign, Number Ten is proud to announce the release of Sim Joe, a computer program modelling the workings of Joe's brain.

Sim Joe is compatable with OS 9.1+ and OS X. For best results, visit the "Speech" control panel to increase the voice speed and select a clear voice before running the program.

Sim Joe dynamically generates Joe catchphrases and insights, with thousands of possible combinations. You may even hear your own name being taken in vain. Give Sim Joe at least couple of minutes to demonstrate that it is as fully featured as the real thing.

To quit, simply hold down any key or the mouse button. Sim Joe only polls the keyboard & mouse between catchphrases, so you may have to hold the button down for a couple of seconds. Sim Joe can be difficult to shut up.

Queries and comments welcome:

Damian Prendergast: damianp@student.unsw.edu.au

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