The Little Courtesies (Details)

Cover for Collier's, June 25, 1949 Illustration for The Little Courtesies

citation: Collier's, June 15, 1949, 123(26):20-21, 62-64

alias: None

teaser: Why does a girl need a silk purse when she's married to an amiable sow's ear like Timberlake Ryan?

summary: While his wife Eve darns his shirt, Timberlake Ryan lies on the couch trying one ruse after another to get her to bring him a beer. This leads to a discussion about semantics, with Tim impersonating various objects, notably, a neon sign advertising beer. Annoyed, Eve asks Tim to get her a root beer.

When Tim returns with her drink, Eve notes Tim has not been paying attention to the little courtesies; things that are a mark of respect … the natural courtesy of a man toward a woman … [letting other people] know that her husband appreciates her.

Eve recounts how nicely actor Fredric March treated his wife when she saw the couple at Abercrombie's. Tim counters by making up a story that actress Katherine Hepburn complimented him when he did not pick up her dropped gloves.

Finished sewing, Eve asks what Tim wants to do with the remainder of the evening. They debate going to a movie. To illustrate his notion that historical movies have a certain recurring feature about them that's fascinating, Tim makes up a story of taking Eve to the première of a movie he has written.

As entertaining as Tim might have been, Eve is still annoyed with him. Tim suspects Eve has been talking to some of her friends, and it turns out she has: to Marge Vetter, whose husband, Walter, Tim describes as The wonderful man who pops up and down like a piston every time the ladies, bless them, leave or enter the room.

They play a friendly game of cassino, Tim eventually agreeing that he had not been paying enough attention to the little husbandly courtesies, allowing them to retire happily, each having made their point.

words: 5,353

genre: Timberlake Ryan, Slice-of-Life

similar: Manhattan Idyl, I'm Mad at You, Breakfast in Bed, Long-Distance Call, Week-End Genius, My Cigarette Loves Your Cigarette, One-Man Show, Sounds in the Night, Man of the Cocktail Hour, Tattletale Tape; You Haven't Changed a Bit, Sneak Preview, I Like It This Way, Husband at Home, Legal and Tender, Rainy Sunday, Expression of Love, Vive la Différence, Bedtime Story, Take One Rainy Night, Old Enough for Love, The Sunny Side of the Street, No Time for the Billiard Ballet

people: Timberlake Ryan, Eve Ryan, Frederic March, Katherine Hepburn, George V. Henderson, Marge Vetter, Walter Vetter

places: New York, NY: Lord & Taylor's, Abercrombie's, Saks; Springfield, IL; Chicago, IL

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