Elephant Stew !

1 Elephant

salt and pepper to taste

brown gravy
2 rabbits

                                   

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this will take about 4 months.)

Cook over kerosene at 525 degrees until tender (about five months).

Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy. This will serve 3,800 people. If  more are expected, add two rabbits.

Do this if only absolutely necessary as more people do not like to find hare in their stew.

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