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..........................................."The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." - George Orwell
......."If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of the other." - George Orwell
..........."There is hardly such a thing as a war in which it makes no difference who wins" - George Orwell

 

Tue - May 1, 2007

Al Qaeda: "The War is Lost"


Given the pounding they have taken over the last several months, one would think that it would be Al Qaeda that would be clamoring for a withdrawal timetable. But alas it is not. They leave that mighty task up to others.

But what if??? What if Al Qaeda acted like the Democrats....

Lets take a look at what 'Bizarro Iraq 2007' might look like....
Terrorists bemoan recent setbacks in 'War on Freedom'
Call on bin Laden to cut his losses
May 1, 2007
Sources: Rooters News Agency and Non-associated Press

Following the deaths of both Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi and Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the decimation of the ranks of Al Qaeda in Iraq, and the growing unpopularity of foreign insurgents among Iraqis, some senior terrorists affiliated with Al Qaeda have called upon Usama Bin Laden to withdraw all of his troops from Iraq by October.

The war in Iraq "is lost" and Al Qaeda attacks are failing to bring an Islamic state to the country, spokesman of the Salafist Group for Preching and Combat, Harry Sheikh Reidari, said Thursday.  "I believe ... that this war is lost, and continuing attacks are not accomplishing anything, as is shown by the extreme blows to our network in Iraq recently," Reidari told journalists. "Iraq has diverted resources from our greater 'War on Freedom'. It would be best if we withdrew, leaving only a small force to train Iraqi jihadists, and redeployed our other forces to Afghanistan to continue with a Holy War that everyone can support."

"It is time for a change in direction," said Abu Jonjalali al-Murthab, one of Al Qaeda's most outspoken leaders. "Our brothers are suffering, the future of our cause is at risk. We cannot continue on the present course. It is evident that continued jihad in Iraq is not in the best interests of Al Qaeda, or the Islamic peoples."  

"The Islamic people have spoken. The members of Al Qaeda has voted, as of today, to end this war. And now we can only hope that Sheikh Osama will listen. And I think that is exactly what the Islamic people want. This is not Islam's war to win or lose. We have given the Iraqi people the chance to have Jihad, to have their own Islamic State. It is up to them to decide whether or not they're going to take that chance" stated Rhadami Hillab Clintonijhad. "All I can say that if Sheikh Osama does not get us out of Iraq, when I am Sheikh, I will."

Additionally, leading Abu Sayyaf Group terrorist Mohammed Dheniz Khalidinich charged that Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri "purposely manipulated information to deceive the al Qaeda rank and file..." Khalidinich said al-Zawahiri did so "by fabricating the idea the U.S. military forces would fold and run once our jihad against them in Iraq got bloody.  But today they are still resisting us and sending even more troops to do so.  It is clear now that al-Zawahiri knew that this reaction only would happen with a Democratic American President, and he should have known that Bush would not retreat this way.  For this failure, he should be removed from al-Qaeda's leadership."

Lastly firebrand terrorist Waleed Jo Bidenami  said that if Bin Laden didn't like their call for ending the jihad, then "….we're going to shove it down his throat."

Bin Laden is still being criticized for his "Mission Accomplished" ceremony following the 2006 American Congressional elections.



Rhadami Hillab Clintonijhad denounced Bin Laden for his "Mission Accomplished" speech and said his conduct of the Iraq Jihad was "one of the darkest blots on leadership we've ever had....the only mission accomplished was annoying the Satan Bush and getting America to send more troops."

Given the realities of the overall war, this is the press release that should be hitting the wires. But instead they are but mirror-images of the statements of the Surrender Caucus ™. (In case you haven't clued in yet, click the links in the faux press release to see the real statements that I based the fake quotes from) For those of us who prefer the side of the Victory Caucus, we can only fantasize that such a report will someday hit the newswire. But we won't hold our breath given that Al-Qaeda doesn't base it's strategy on the winds of the 24/7 news cycle, and they don't have to deal with 2-4 year election cycles. In fact they don't have to worry about elections at all. Ahhh...the irony. Why should they do all that work when we can defeat ourselves.

Posted at 09:49 PM    

Sun - April 29, 2007

NYT Late to the Party


Instapundit points out a New York Times article that reports on turnaround of Sunnis against Al Qaeda in Anbar Province.
RAMADI, Iraq — Anbar Province, long the lawless heartland of the tenacious Sunni Arab resistance, is undergoing a surprising transformation. Violence is ebbing in many areas, shops and schools are reopening, police forces are growing and the insurgency appears to be in retreat.

[...]

Many Sunni tribal leaders, once openly hostile to the American presence, have formed a united front with American and Iraqi government forces against Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia

But before the NYT starts patting itself on the back for printing a good piece of journalism, it ought to be asking itself "What took so long?"



Bloggers, Bill Roggio in particular, have been all over this story for a while now. Take this quote from Roggio:
The establishment of the Anbar Salvation Council, a group of tribal leaders who have vowed to hunt al-Qaeda, the beginnings of a political process in the region, and the latest recruiting drive that brought in 1,115 police recruits throughout Anbar could not take place without a U.S. military presence. While the Iraqi Army is making strides towards tactical independence, it still relies on the U.S. in this dangerous province. The tribal sheikhs and politicians understand this.

That quote almost looks like it could have come from the NYT story…..except for the fact that it was written in December of 2006. In fact, Roggio has been reporting on these developments since March of 2006.



I know, it is easy to bash the NYT for taking several months to put 2,500 words to paper. But the point here should be the triumph of the new media over the old. While we should give reporter Kirk Semple kudos for actually traveling to Anbar to get the story, several bloggers have been on the ground consistently over the last year, and producing major stories to rival the quality of the NYT.

The words “Anbar Salvation Council” appear in several NYT articles in recent months, but most appear to be daily news summaries based heavily on “IRAQI EMPLOYEES OF THE NEW YORK TIMES”, and not in quality pieces like that delivered by Semple.

One of the main criticisms of the press coverage of this war has been that it is easy to criticize the war from the Foreign Desk in NYC, but that much needed perspective is lost in the process. Articles like Semple’s, which represent traditional on-the-scene reporting, as well as the examples of blogo-journalism are what the Main Stream Media need to produce in greater quantity and timeliness if they want people to respect them again.


Posted at 10:16 PM    

Sat - April 28, 2007

'Big Oil' helped by 'Big Surrender'?


Could the Dems' Iraq Surrender Strategy™ have the unintended consequences for one of their other high-priority political causes....Outrageous Oil Company Profits™?

Imagine this scenario....
Congressional Democratic actions lead to the precipitous retreat of U.S. forces from Iraq to the safe haven of Okinawa.

The ensuing power vacuum engulfs Iraq in terrible civil war and sectarian violence.  

Under the pretense of "protecting" the majority Shi'a from the minority Sunnis, units of the Iranian Republican Guard enter into eastern and southern Iraq.



These 'expeditionary' movements by the IRGC cause oil prices to skyrocket. U.S. gas prices reach record levels.

Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, without the protective umbrella of U.S. hegemony, begin to capitulate to the "requests" of its soon-to-be-nuclear-armed neighbor to the east.  This causes oil prices to skyrocket even more.

A few months later American oil companies report "outrageous profits", even higher than were seen in 2006.

As a result congressional Democrats interrupt the 2008 campaign travel hold hearings where they badger oil company CEOs on their responsibility for these "outrageous profits". Irony is lost on the Dems...

I bring up this scenario because the one thing I haven't heard in all this debate is what effect a U.S. withdrawal would have on oil prices.  The scenario of course is hypothetical, but a withdrawal will result in violence and instability in the region, which has always resulted in spiking oil prices. I, for one, can not see any way prices could react, except to go up...and up...and up.... Then when Iran has nukes, they will stay up.

And then Big Oil™ will only get richer and richer and richer....  Remind me to continue to reinvest the dividends from the Exxon-Mobil stock that I own.

Posted at 11:41 PM    

Fri - April 20, 2007

Global Warming and Hurricanes


You know how they say that Global Warming is causing a rise in killer hurricanes (except for last year...oops).  Heck, it must be true since environmental oracle Al Gore put it right on the poster of his movie.



I mean it is settled science, right?  Or at least settled computer modeling...

Not to mention every single scientist in the world supports it. There is a consensus you know!

Or maybe not....
CLIMATE MODELS SUGGEST WARMING-INDUCED WIND SHEAR CHANGES COULD IMPACT HURRICANE DEVELOPMENT, INTENSITY

"Global climate model simulations for the 21st Century indicate a robust increase in vertical wind shear in the tropical Atlantic and East Pacific Oceans, which could act to inhibit the development or intensification of hurricanes in these regions. Historically, increased vertical wind shear has been associated with reduced hurricane activity and intensity. "

But I suppose we should discount this since it is from NOAA, and that is part of the Bush Occupation Government.  I am sure Karl Rove ordered the Christian Fundamentalists that were installed in the Agency to reprogram the computer simulation to get this very result.

Of course that is ridiculous, but I am sure someone on the left will think that.

But this is a great example of my whole problem with the Global Warming hysteria/hype.  The conclusions are the result of a computer model simulation!  And so are all the studies that are propping up the current chicken little atmosphere.  But model simulations are like sewers...what you get out of them depends on what you put into them.

So if computer models can be so open to bias, where one model can say one thing on a subject, and another computer model can produce a different result, how can we rely on any of them to help formulate such extreme policy changes.

The only reasonable answer is....we shouldn't .

UPDATE: The Anchoress has some great links on this subject as well...

Posted at 09:46 PM    

Tue - April 17, 2007

Hypocrisy of the Soul


I often call the left hypocritical, but I will leave that up to someone else today.

In an honest and forthright essay at the American Thinker, American civilian contractor Rocco DiPippo writes on what would certainly await many Iraqis if we were to simply abandon them as the Dems are so willing to do.

"Hypocrisy has a Human Price on the Streets of Baghdad" is a must read for anyone with a hand in making Iraq policy (none of whom read this blog unfortunately.....) DiPippo provides real an concrete examples of the effects of the surge, and puts a human face on what would be the human victims of an Iraqi "killing fields"
I have observed first-hand the effects of the Bush Administration's new Iraq security plan since it began two months ago. Street violence in Baghdad and surrounding areas has declined. Shops and markets once boarded up are reopening. Iraqi civilians are venturing out onto the streets again and living their lives with less fear of being persecuted, tortured, maimed or killed. To be sure, there is still plenty of terror and violence in Iraq, but since the "troop surge" began, it has lessened considerably.

[...]

Why are the Democratic Party, the mainstream press, the human rights groups, the UN leadership and the "social justice" crowd currently pushing policy that virtually guarantees an Iraq genocide? Are they not familiar with what transpired after the US abandoned South Vietnam to the communists? Can they not see that their cries for US withdrawal threaten to take Iraq to the same places as the killing fields of Cambodia and Bosnia and Rwanda?

It has been said by the Left that Democrats are more empathetic than Republicans. It has also been said by leftists and those sympathetic towards them that they are more compassionate than people on the Right, that the Left fights for "the oppressed," for the "little man," for "human rights" and for "civil rights." Yet the Left is willing, almost eager, to abandon the people of Iraq, a people desperately in need of all the Left says it offers. It is ready to abandon innocent Iraqis to those who will brutally oppress them, who will deny them their rights, including the most basic one of all: the right to live.

It is indeed time for the Left to prove, through action, that it is truly concerned for the welfare of the oppressed. And there is no better way for it to accomplish that than by putting aside its vile hatred of the President, and supporting the soldiers and the policy makers who are trying to bring peace and stability to the Iraqi people, a people who for forty years, have truly been oppressed. The new Iraq security plan implemented by President Bush is helping end that oppression. And since the Left long ago anointed itself the champion of the oppressed, it makes sense for it support that plan, instead of trying to subvert it. 

Well said Rocco....

Posted at 10:30 PM    

Sun - April 15, 2007

On Second Thought...Again


Back in December I blogged on how President-in-Waiting Hillary talked about how she would not have voted for the 2002 Iraq resolution "...if we knew then what we know now...", and how hindsight is a great tool for political revisionists.

Well apparently Hill continues to use that claim in order to try and insulate herself against internecine attacks from her own left flank. Instapundit links to an ABC news blog item about Clinton getting the once over by probable moveon.org minion...
"ABCNews' Eloise Harper reports: After fielding many questions ranging from mental health care to veteran affairs at a Town Hall Meeting in Hampton, NH, Senator Hillary Clinton received a heated question about Iraq.  A woman who had traveled from New York asked Sen. Clinton if she had read the report given to her in 2002 on intelligence and the Iraq war.

Clinton said she had been briefed on the report, and the woman screamed back, "Did you read it?!"  Notably uncomfortable, the Senator repeated that she had been briefed.  This exchange went back and forth about three times.

The woman sat down and Clinton explained, "If I had known then what I know now, I never would have voted to give this President the authority." Clinton also said she believed she was giving the President the authority to send U.N. inspectors to Iraq.

When Clinton finished the answer, the woman continued to scream but was drowned out by applause for the Senator.  The woman was escorted out of the building."

So we see Clinton falling back on the convenient hindsight defense yet again. Of course anyone, even the President, could say the same thing. Except for the fact that it is whiny, non-presidential way to avoid taking any responsibility. But as we know the Dems are good at that. Such a display by any Presidential candidate should concern the American people who will be choosing the next leader of this country.

However, it is not Hillary's refried excuses that give me pause, it is the line after it. "Clinton also said she believed she was giving the President the authority to send U.N. inspectors to Iraq..."

First off, I will assume that she is smart enough to realize that the 2002 resolution was an "AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF MILITARY FORCE AGAINST IRAQ", and not an "AUTHORIZATION TO SEND U.N. INSPECTORS TO IRAQ". She did know what she was voting for right? Right? It is hard to tell from the reporter's inference, but lets hope she wasn't saying "I thought I was only voting to send in inspectors" If that is the case, then she is a blithering idiot.

Second, What good would giving the President authorization to send U.N. inspectors do anyhow. last time I checked, the U.S. of A. didn't control the deployment on U.N. personnel. Perhaps Hill could read up on that. Or maybe she could get briefed on it....

Third, as Hillary may have forgotten, the U.N. inspectors did in fact go in. It was the Iraqi's boorish and reprobate response to those inspections that helped President Bush decide, pursuant to the AUMF resolution, that "...reliance by the United States on further diplomatic or other peaceful means alone either (A) will not adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq or (B) is not likely to lead to enforcement of all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq...."

Hillary voted for the war for all the right reasons (mainly continuing the stand that her husband's administration took for 8 years), but now has herself in a fine pickle. She could have stood up and took responsibility for an honest vote with unforseen results, which would demonstrate real Churchilian leadership qualities. But instead she has chosen the waffle, vacillate, and flop around depending on her audience.

It seemed early on that she would have taken that Churchillian high-road, to make herself strong on defense issues. But the emergence of Obama has made that aforementioned left-flank weaker than a New Orleans levee. So she appears to be doing anything she can to shore it up.

UPDATE: As usual, Ed over at Captain's Quarters has some astute and better written thoughts on this subject ...

Posted at 11:47 AM    

Mon - April 9, 2007

New Army uniform a loser?


Badger 6 has escaped the gravitational pull of the blogosphere and has become a full-fledged columnist!

In an article over at Military.com, he considers how the "New Army Uniform Doesn't Measure Up". Obviously, he is not the biggest fan, but has suggestions.

When the ACU was first introduced, I was a big fan. Having lived and worked in the uniform for over in year in various field environments - including combat in Iraq - it is clear the goal has not yet been achieved. With a few changes, the Army can complete the process and ensure today's Soldiers have a top-quality uniform ready to take them into combat.
Jason at Countercolumn is less generous as he damns with faint praise: "Still, the uniform is better than the universal issue of berets, imposed upon us by the sainted General Shinseki".

But as Badger 6 points out:

"One of the main goals of the change was to have a uniform that worked in all environments - woodland, desert, and urban - and held up to the rigors of combat duty, as well as the strictures of day-to-day work in garrison.

A great deal of time and money was spent on the development of this new uniform and the Army Program Executive Office Soldier did extensive testing with Soldiers in Iraq, Afghanistan and at home in the United States.

Considering all the testing the uniform went through, it is surprising such a mediocre product finally emerged."
Unfortunately, it should be no surprise that this "ACU" is so mediocre, given that it didn't even win the Army test to select a new a "Universal Camouflage For The Future Warrior".

According to the Army's own briefings, out of four candidates the 'Urban Track' (essentially the ACU) pattern "...was typically the 3rd or 4th worst performer in each site (with the exception of one urban site where it tied with desert brush for the highest rating)."



In fact the 'Desert Brush' pattern "...is Significantly Better than the Other Three Systems." and had the "...Highest mean blend rating of the four systems tested (Combining all terrains and day/night testing)..."

That begs the question "Then why wasn't it chosen?"  I guess I can understand.  I mean what are the odds we will go to war in the Middle East where a desert pattern might be useful, right?

But seriously, lets face it. 'Urban' in Iraq is more of a 'Desert' anyhow. Urban cammo might work great for CONUS SWAT teams, but doesn't really cut it in a dusty desert environment where many of the background objects are made from that very same dust/dirt.

Hopefully the Army will look hard at switching to 'multicam', and incorporating suggestions from guys like Badger 6 who have the practical experience that no test program could simulate.

Hat Tip to Noah Shachtman of Danger Room for some previous posts on the ACU topic back at his old blog that shall not be named!

Next up: The 'Airman Battle Uniform' (ABU). In the perpetual motion machine that is the Air Force's drive to be 'unique', we had to come up with our own new cammo pattern. Of course no one ever considered that with all the other services switching away from the green BDUs, we could have kept what we had and still have been 'unique'. Not to mention saving a lot of money out of the Air Forces budget and mine....



It doesn't look bad to me, but I guess based on Badger 6's experience, we should wait to see how they actually wear in the field. But they are a damn sight better than the ones they originally wanted us to wear....


Posted at 08:29 PM    

Sports Ticker: Jack Frost 1, Algore 0


Ok, I suppose we can cover this topic again....

Paging Mr. Gore...Paging Mr. Gore... Please report to the concession stand behind Home Plate. You order of Irony and Hot Cocoa is ready....

Boys of Summer Snowed Out


Ooops.

Posted at 07:21 PM    

Tue - April 3, 2007

Super Woman or Mere Property?


Please help me remember.

Is Nancy Pelosi supposed to be the pioneering first female Speaker of the House, and idol of all American schoolgirls....



Or is she subservient chattel ?



Though I hate to admit it, but to be intellectually honest, I would rather have her be the former. But her willingness to be forced to appear as the latter makes me question her judgement and thus qualifications to be the former. Unfortunately I already had that opinion.

Icing on the cake I am afraid.

Posted at 10:30 PM    

How was Alfredo Ramos free?


Illegal Immigrant Kills Two Teens While DUI

VIRGINIA BEACH - A man accused of killing two high school students Friday night in a car crash has a record of alcohol-related convictions in Chesapeake and Virginia Beach.

Alfredo Ramos, charged with manslaughter in the deaths of Allison Kunhardt, 17, and Tessa Tranchant, 16....

Ramos, who admitted in court Monday that he is in the country illegally....

The worst part of it all?  He was already convicted on other DUI charges earlier this year!!!!  

Additionally, in 2007 he has been convicted of Public Intoxication, Identity Theft, and a Seat Belt violation, as well as Public Drunkeness in 2006.  Two additional charges of driving without a license and having no insurance were not prosecuted.  He has been in this country for 7 years, so one has to wonder how long his rap sheet really is.

Why was this scumbag still in the country?!?  I think we know the answer.  Too many local governments thumb their nose at the Federal Government when it comes to enforcing illegal immigration laws. However some things are getting brighter on that front.

The story leaves us with this observation: "Ramos faces deportation if he is convicted, according to U.S. immigration laws..."

Well it is about damn time.


UPDATE: "Following fatal DUI accident, police and immigration officials contemplate communications issues" Uh....yeah! Please do....

UPDATE II: Above I provided a link to a USA Today article, which has drawn the BS flag from the esteemed Debbie Schlussel.

(Hat Tip to Lashawn Barber for her link, and for pointing out the info in UPDATE II)

Posted at 09:09 PM    

Mon - April 2, 2007

What Happens When the Money Runs Out?


So what exactly will start happening when funding for the war starts to dry up this month due to a lack of responsible Congressional stewardship?

Perhaps we could take a look at this from a historical perspective:
In September 2003, the money in Iraq was frozen in a battle for the 87 billion dollars that was allocated to the war by Congress.  "What fight?"  You ask.  Most people will not remember.  The fight over funds was not advertised in the media very well at the time; but the effects on the troops were significant just the same. 

One distinction between then and now must be clear.  The fight then over the money was between the State Department and the Department of Defense.  The argument was over who would control the funds.  But the effect on the troops and the mission was immediate.  Even after the money started to flow again in December 2003, the pernicious effects that the lack of funds initiated continued unabated. 

I would argue that it was this lack of funds that started the slide that has until recently just reversed through the implementation of the surge.

Here is what happened in October 2003.  At the time I was the commander of Forward Operation Base Regulars.  One day we were building protective barriers, billets, dinning facilities, electrical system grids, motor pools, sewer systems, armoring vehicles and the like.  The next day the money was "suspended." 

We managed to convince some of the contractors to keep working by giving them IOUs, but most could not continue work.  For almost two months the money was unavailable.  Work stopped, protection improvement stopped.  The daily attacks continued.  The fighting continued; but we were not making any improvements. 

In counterinsurgency there are no timeouts.   Money is the most important ammunition of the counterinsurgent [ref. Field Manual 3-24 (Counterinsurgency), paragraph 1-153]

Unfortunately, the funding would probably still flow, but it would come out of other DoD coffers. Ironically all of that stuff that the Dems excoriated Bush for allegedly neglecting (e.g. Depot Maintenance, Walter Reed, pre-deployment readiness training), will probably now have their funding taken away to maintain the troops in combat until a clean Supplemental Bill is passed.

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Sun - April 1, 2007

April Fools...


..as opposed to Useful Idiots.

What would April Fools Day be without some good, funny cartoons....








Our friend Sean Penn:

And of course, all 'cartoons' don't have to be funny...


Posted at 06:18 PM    

Sat - March 31, 2007

Useful Idiots - The Next Generation


1) Do we really need to point out what a total blithering idiot that Rosie O'Donnell is?

Hello, Rosie? You say you don't like the 'Global War on Terror' "...because it makes people into 'evil' and 'good'..."? I say again, Hello? You are a lesbian, remember? Those we are fighting would kill you simply for that fact alone, forget the fact that you are an American, liberal or not. Do you not consider that to be 'evil'? Or are you so entrenched in your realist fantasy that this can be overlooked if it means you can still be angry at the Bush Administration?

It sickens me that America's women are being poisoned by this crap. Lets not even get started on the 9/11 conspiracy stuff....

2) Sean Penn says nothing new in his screed against the Bush Administration while at a 'cut-and-run' rally in Oakland. Typical leftist clap-trap...shredded civil rights, Bush war-crimes, etc, etc.

But he also took time to take a personal shot at the manhood of Bush and Cheney when he said "Now, because I've been on the streets of Baghdad during this occupational war, outside the Green Zone, without security, and you haven't..." (3:08 on the audio) This comment, along with the implication that he was brave and Bush wasn't, received hoots and chuckles from the adoring crowd.

Funny thing is, Spicoli's own account of his time in Iraq doesn't really back that up. First off, Penn was there in Dec 2003. Granted there was violence, but the heated insurgency didn't really start going until Spring 2004. Heck, Mark Steyn drove around Iraq by himself in mid-2003, and even dined in an outdoor cafe in Ramadi, which has since become a much more violent place. Point being that when Penn was there, it wasn't as violent as it has been over the last 3 years.

But the best part comes from Penn's writing of his trip. Read the following passage, and see if you can find any of the bravado he referred to in his recent speech:
"As we enter the Sunni Triangle, we pass several U.S. military convoys traveling the seemingly endless road leading to Ramadi. Although sticking close to a convoy near Ramadi may inhibit the Ali Babas, it also attaches you to the U.S. military, the primary target for IEDs (improvised explosive devices). These roadside bombs are often triggered by cellular phone, enabling specific targeting. So we take our chances alone, rocketing through Ramadi and Fallujah at 120 mph. As we race through Fallujah, I take selfish comfort in the sight of black smoke billowing in the aftermath of the recent shelling of a one-story building several hundred yards off the highway, figuring that the closest guerrilla fighters might currently be occupied or on the run from U.S. soldiers."

Yeah, real brave Sean! Drive away at 120mph in selfish comfort. Now granted, driving through Fallujah at 120mph is not a bad plan, but if you are going to impugn another person's manhood for their implied lack of bravery, you would be a little more convincing if you were to have driven a bit slower.

3) William Schneider should stick to national politics, and stay out of foreign policy analysis. Here is the gem he spouted out on Friday while waxing elloquent with Anderson Cooper:
"Yes, well, what Iran is looking for here is confrontation. The Iranian regime thrives on it. They want to stand up to the West. They want it -- they're inviting confrontation. They're holding innocent hostages. The only thing the West can do is to exercise patience, diplomacy, a diplomatic process. It could take longer than we think. But that's what worked in the Iranian hostage crisis back in 1979 and 1980 and it's likely to work again."

Diplomacy worked in the Iranian Hostage Crisis?!? Great googly moogly, that is some patience, Bill! I fail to see how 444 days of captivity translates into success. Anyone else, Buehler...Buehler? So it ain't just me.

Here is the rub. In all of this diplomacy, Iran is going to demand an apology. As soon as the Brits give one (you know, just to be nice and get the diplomatic ball rolling), the Iranians will turn around and say "Ah-ha! You are guilty! Now we will keep your criminals...." Hasn't anyone watched this movie before. Oh, right...I forgot. According to Bill, such an outcome would be a success. My bad....

Posted at 10:35 PM    

Torture? You Want Torture?


Apparently, the terrorist detainees at Guantanamo Bay are desperately awaiting the upcoming release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows". According to AFP, the Detainees are gaga over Harry at the prison library .

For me this opens two possible avenues of opportunity.

1) Deny them the book until they provide full cooperation. After they start, only provide the book on a chapter by chapter installment for continued cooperation. I think this has great possibilities. But what do I know. There is probably some provision in the Geneva Convention for Terrorist Rights that prohibits restraint of access to popular fiction.

2) Somebody in an obscure PSYOPS unit should get to typing, and produce a replacement tome where Harry takes on some Wahhabist evil-doers. In the hair-raising conclusion, Harry forces the Caliph to admit that Caliphate isn't really an Islamic dominance of the world, but rather a pyramid scheme to push bulk orders of hummus and khat on unsuspecting Muslims. Additionally, it is revealed that there are not actually 72 virgins for those who throw themselves upon the pyre of jihad, but rather a coupon book good for 72 Virgin Shirley Temples at Mephistopheles' Floating Pool Bar. Oops, sorry about that faulty Qur'an translation guys.... Just imagine what reading that would do to the poor detainee's fragile psyches. I know, I know, inhumane, blah blah blah.

C'mon, someone out there get to work on either one of these!

Posted at 08:49 PM    

Sun - March 18, 2007

WaPo Protest Photo Fun


It is apparent that the WaPo needs to hire some new photo editors. A couple of examples from their coverage of yesterday's anti-war protest.



Note how the caption reads "Cindy Sheehan makes a victory sign..." This is disturbing on a couple of levels.

1 - That gesture hasn't been recognized as the "Victory" sign since roughly around WWII. Somewhere along the line since then the long-haired, hemp-wearing, hemp-smoking hippies misappropriated it as the "Peace" sign. Get a clue!

2 - Perhaps the editor lacks any sense of irony, but this crowd has absolutely nothing to do with victory! Just the opposite in fact. Perhaps the editor was trying an Orwellian 1984 word transformation where "victory" now means "retreat".

Either way, the editor is a loser. And who is that lonely looking elected official standing next to Cindy? The WaPo doesn't give her and love.... Poor Cynthia, how far you have fallen.

I did like this photo....



In their attempt to show the size of the anti-war crowd (though it is a solid group up front, there seems to be a big gap further back on the right side), they didn't manage to crop out the counter-protestors at the bottom along with their great sign. Gotta love it. How did they not crop that out? ;-)

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has great coverage, as does Flopping Aces who also has some great pix including a close up of the sign above.

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