Paris is saved!


Well, OK, not really....

Well, OK, not really....just in the Hollywood sense.

Late in 2005, Paris burned.



Now it wasn't all of Paris, just some select slums filled with "immigrants". Most of the rioters were gangs of the Muslim or North African persuasion and were expressing their dissatisfaction with French society, fanned by "Unemployment, postcolonial prejudice, and de facto apartheid". In fact many are worried that Europe as a whole is sleepwalking toward a state of dhimmitude, or a state of Islamic rule, as European birthrates and common sense have taken nosedives.

But have no fear...Hollywood is here! You see, by 2010 all of that will be solved.

Here is a description of the upcoming movie District B13:
Paris, 2010. An isolation wall surrounds the ghetto cities. Damien is a member of the police elite task force. This time, the government has assigned him the most extreme expedition of his entire career: a weapon of mass destruction has been stolen by the most powerful gang of District B13.

But wait, you say...how is that any different from the realities of Paris today (except for the stolen WMD)?? Well, if you take a close look at all the gang members in the movie, they are all European. No minorities, no disaffected Muslim youths. Just your typical white Hollywood thug.
So France's coming population crisis is swept under the rug. Hooray! I was really beginning to worry about it. But now I can can stick my head back in the sand. Just like when Hollywood airbrushed the Muslim terrorists out of their version of The Sum Of All Fears, replacing them with evil white Nazis...
Would it really be that offensive if the gang portrayed on-screen as having stolen a WMD was Muslim? Can we not handle reality?
I guess we all know the answer to that.

Posted: Sat - July 29, 2006 at 10:01 PM          


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