Bush's Pee Note Explained
There is a simple explanation for this stupid
issue....
OK folks, There is a simple explanation for this
stupid irrelevant issue.BUSH DIDN'T
WRITE THE NOTE!Alright conspiracy fans,
lets settle down for a little simple 'Analysis
101'.Reuters gives us a photo with the
caption:"U.S. President George W. Bush writes
a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting
at the 2005 World Summit..."
As is obvious, the hand (Bush's? I
guess we have to take Reuter's word on it) is writing the bottom part of the
note, which has different handwriting than the top part of the note.
It looks as if the hand is writing "Is
this possible...." Not that the "I" is cursive and different from the block "I"
at the top of the note.To see what
Bush's handwriting looks like, take a look at these two
examples.Bush's
handwriting is obviously the cursive we see at the bottom, and not the block
lettering at the top, which essentially says "I have to pee!". Note how he
writes his capital "I"s, and compare them to the
note.So what can we conclude from our
little bit of analysis class? Bueller?
Bueller?We can conclude that Bush did
not write the part of the note that asks for a bathroom break, and based on the
caption, we would have to include that it was in fact written by Condi. So all
you lib pundit wannabes who are having fun with the President's alleged lack of
bladder control....you can put a sock in
it.Everyone
comprende?Class
dismissed.UPDATE: Kudos to Dougie
Pundit who beat me to the punch last Thursday, and has more detail in an
eerily similar blog entry. But I swear that I didn't read his until
after I Backtracked mine on Indepundit
and saw his. Great minds think alike I guess.
Posted: Mon - September 19, 2005 at 07:20 PM