Meet Yourself

Answer all questions completely honestly, it's good to make jokes, but don't make a joke out of them. Answer them with long answers when you can, this should make the interview take a while, but it's worth it. When answering questions, put your gestures and sounds into it inside brackets. For instance, "Why do you smell?" -- "[laughs] I didn't think I did." This will allow the the reader feel like the person being interviewed is in the room with them. If you need to complete this in more than one sitting, you can submit the interview several times (answering the different questions separately) or click "Save Answers And Finish Later" and change the email address to your own so that you can save your answers until you're finished.


1) What are the 3 greatest problems facing art? Do you have any solutions?

2) How do you know if you're an artist?

3) What medium (ie, canvas,photography,audio,etc.) is the strongest? (you may not answer more than one)

4) Do you see the past, present, or future? Why?

5) What can't art do for people?

6) How can you avoid money?

7) How well do you control your freedom?

8) What happens to artists that are afraid of technology?

9) What word could you not live without? (you need to say it)

10) How do you know you're not an idiot?

11) Provide one line from a book that everyone should read.

12) Provide one line from a song that everyone should hear.

13) What would you be like without hope?

14) Why should people take the time to listen to you?

15) What are people doing wrong?

16) What could go seriously wrong with America?

17) What is one important story from your life?

18) What keeps you from knowing other people?

19) Provide 5 facts that you find interesting.

20) What are the top 10 ways to fake being human?

21) What problems do you perpetuate?

22) What (specifically) do you want to learn about?

23) How could one live their life as a piece of art?

24) Provide 3 things you tell yourself that probably aren't true?

25) What does water make you think of?

26) What is the most artistic geometric shape?

27) Give an example of a common argument that is not logically sound?

28) What emotion do you miss? How can you get it?

29) Do you always have to act like the same person?

30) What is a situation where you wish someone was a hypocrite?

31) What don't you like to answer?

32) Provide one strange thing that happened to you.

33) Provide one example of destiny?

34) How does what people want the world to look like affect the way they see it (specifically)?

35) What would you do with $100?

36) What is your favorite road to drive on?

37) What is one book you want to read? What do you imagine it is about?

38) Who is accountable for your actions?

39) What are 2 ways that you mask your feelings?

40) What is the human emotion that guides most of life?

41) Why is what's popular so often awful?

42) What is dangerous about the idea of universality?

43) What is the easiest way to make a major change to your life?

44) Think of a word for something that still needs a word.

45) Tell us a story that's real?

46) Tell us a story that's fictional?

47) Tell us the difference between these stories?

48) Is it necessary to "know" anything? Tell us what you know.

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