Some spam guys are artists who generously share their vision with the rest of the world, whether we like that or not. Most of the time I get really obscure urban poetry of spleen and silent despair like this:


which is quite common, but übercool and intriguing nevertheless. "You adulterous me delusive" – come on, say this isn't cool! Once in a while, though, there's something different.



For instance, the guy who sent the e-mail in the screencap above was into Ascii art [1, 2]. Nice touch, this retro-artsy-craftsy-spam approach. Even on Threadless a t-shirt with this would feel like home.



But in my inbox... mmm, no. I heard there are art classes in jail these people can attend. Someday.