Spam is a pain usually (and SpamCop is my friend), but every once in a while I get a piece that like to read. For instance, today I got one that looks like surreal rap lyrics (although the direct marketing mechanism behind it escapes my understanding):

Woodard,
Govenment don't want me to sell
UndergroundCD! Check Your spouse and staff
Investigate Your Own CREDIT-HISTORY
hacking someone PC!
Disappear in your city
bannedcd2004
Cezanne, around half past.