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- Are you already dead?
- If not, Death is coming for you. Really!
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- Death doesn't need to be traumatic.
- Doesn't need to be sombre.
- Triggering death might provide the means for eliminating unwanted viruses.
- Unwanted e-mail.
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- Did you know Sleep is the brother of Death?
- Do you sleep every day?
- Are You a Friend of Sleep?
- If you are his friend, then perhaps you should ask him about his brother.
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- Death is not a privilege. It is a right.
- Death can be now or later.
- Feel free to die whenever you want!
- If you hurry up you might die in time.
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- In order to die, you must be living.
- Are you?
- How do you know you are living?
- How do you know you are not a zombie?
- How do you know you are right?
- How do you know you are dead?
- If you are dead you are on the voter rolls.
- You Are Paid City Pensions.
- You are allowed to drive.
- You are extremely talkative.
- As talkative as a fish, parrot, Finn, telephone pole.
- More talkative than expected.
- Than Previously Thought.
- Than Previously Known.
- Than Previously Believed.
- Than Previously Estimated.
- Than Previously Indicated.
- Than Previously Described.
- Than Previously Predicted.
- Than Previously Assumed.
- Than Previously Recognized.
- Than Previously Reported.
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- Do you dream about death?
- What do you dream about?
- Do you dream about seeing UFOs?
- Do you dream about what your life is going to be like when you are dead?
- Do you dream about Vampires?
- About Drowning Polar Bears?
- About the molecular complexities of biological function?
- Do you dream about establishing your own nonprofit and making millions?
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- Could death be a mockery? A joke?
- If it is a joke, then everything else is too.
- If it is not, then it's absolutely hilarious.
- Could death be useful?
- Useful for Marketers?
- Useful for designing and evaluating?
- For people searching for laser hair removal?
- For people who are constantly downloading, installing, and uninstalling stuff?
- Could death be birth?
- Could birth be safe?
- As Safe As You Are Told?
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- Did you know that death is not the end?
- Not the end, but the means to an end.
- Not the end, but a tremendous start.
- As tremendous as the transition from living organism to mineral matter.
- A tremendous end giving the impression of being endless. Really!
- Death is tremendous!
- More tremendous than expected.
- Than Previously Thought.
- Than Previously Known.
- Than Previously Believed.
- Than Previously Estimated.
- Than Previously Indicated.
- Than Previously Described.
- Than Previously Predicted.
- Than Previously Assumed.
- Than Previously Recognized.
- Than Previously Reported.
- Death is the greatest of obstacles for the martial artist.
- Death is the main obstacle to be avoided.
- Avoided For Now.
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- Do you think you can avoid death?
- Please do not phone me if you can.
- Do you think you can avoid the world?
- Do you think you can avoid what the media is telling you?
- Do you think you can avoid God's judgment?
- Do you think judgment accounts for this phenomenon?
- A Phenomenon That Enhances Pneumococcal Adherence to Human Epithelial Cells.
- A Phenomenon that puts patients, children, and clinics at risk?
- A risk that increases with systolic hypotension, hypothermia, bacteraemia, neurological disease, multilobar radiographic pulmonary infiltrates, tachypnoea, leukopenia, male sex, diabetes mellitus, increasing age.
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- Death Is Inevitable.
- Death Is An Outrage.
- A Disturbing Trend.
- A trend that you see happening regardless of what political party is in power.
- Death is an outrage and an insult to the women of this country.
- And of that other country that is really hard to spell. Really!
- Death could be an enemy.
- An enemy of your friend, an enemy of your enemy.
- Death could be a weapon of mass destruction.
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- How can you identify death?
- Death is usually expressed in numbers of dead bodies.
- Do you count the dead of AIDS, Bird Flu, dengue, shark attacks, cholera, malaria, heat, hunger, cars, fright?
- Do you count bodies? Really?
- Are you a journalist?
- Are you a counter?
- Do you count calories?
- Do you count fat grams?
- Do you count pageviews?
- Do you count bandwidth usage?
- Do you count the number of words in a text file?
- Do you count on certain people to make your life work?
- How do you count?
- How do you count your days?
- How Do You Count Pandas?
- How do you count 7 days back from a date?
- How do you count 6/8 time?
- How do you count the number of satisfied customers?
- A herd of cows?
- How do you count in binary?
- How do you count the cigarettes you need to smoke in order to die the same day?
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- Death Is a Long, Strange Trip.
- A Trip Around the Carbon Cycle.
- A Trip to The Moon - Voyage dans la lune.
- A trip that might suit you perfectly.
- As perfectly as a good pair of sunglasses.
- As a new pair of sneakers.
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- What do you need to be dead?
- You need the Skills of a Lawyer.
- The skills of a chemical engineer.
- The skills of a makeup artist.
- You need High School Sports Injuries.
- Muscle Pain and Soreness.
- Systolic Pressure.
- You need Loss Of Weight
- You need a Major Revelation.
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- What do you need to be dead for?
- You need to be dead to have a portrait.
- To be a Darwin Award Candidate.
- To have your birthday to be a national holiday.
- You need to be dead to be a jazz star today.
- Or else you need to be dead today to be a jazz star.
- Or else today you need to be dead to be a jazz star.
- A jazz star who is also a classical.
- Classical Like Death.
- A jazz star who has seen the world.
- Seen the world and despite its horror, has managed to survive.
- Managed to survive, until now.
- Death always happens now.
- Death always happens for a reason.
- Death always happens when you really need a break. Really!
- Death always happens when inhalation does not follow exhalation.
- Forget to inhale, and you're dead.
- Do you inhale correctly?
- Do you inhale marijuana?
- How deeply do you inhale?
- Do you inhale, through the nose?
- Do you inhale while swallowing?
- Swallowing could be a major route for the removal of life.
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- When you are dead you are out of the game.
- You are Out of Work.
- Out of Shape.
- Out of Town.
- But you can still make lots of money!
- Death might not end your career.
- Death might be your Santa Claus.
- A Dead Artist Can Make a Good Living.
- Dead People Can Make Diamonds.
- Dead people can make more in a year than you will in your lifetime.
- Being dead doesn't mean you no longer care about social status.
- Being dead doesn't mean it's totally over.
- It Is Over, But Is It Over?
- Thank God it is over.
- It is over, although it is a show you'll never ever forget.
- Forget nor forgive.
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