Electronic Nostalgia
I just had a minor, somewhat
nostalgic, experience ...
I just had a minor, somewhat nostalgic,
experience.
Now first of all, this is a
week where I am intensively upgrading my computer at home, trying to stave off
having to buy a new computer for another year or so. I replaced the internal 4GB
harddrive in the G3 with an 80GB harddrive -- which makes for about four times
the space I had on all three of my computers combined -- and I have a
Firewire/USB 2.0 card on the way. I'm also taking the iBook and the G3 up to OS
X Jaguar -- which I must say, after five years of using OS 8 and 9, rocks, even
on these older machines -- and am upgrading all my software as well, to take
advantage of the new OS. I also moved my Palm Desktop onto my desktop computer,
finally, which makes more sense than the iBook did, to keep my Visor nice and
up-to-date, and with the now huge tracts of disk space at my disposal, I'm
finally beginning to MP3 all my CDs, with my eye on getting an iPod in the near
future. They look so cool.
Now keep in
mind also, I am a packrat. I hate to throw anything which might have any
intrinsic value away. I have drawers full of little S-shaped Ikea tools I'll
never need to use again. Sitting in various boxes I have a failing old Zip drive
that's long since been replaced by a newer model; a uselessly redundant 4-port
Ethernet switchbox; a few dozen old SCSI cables and ADB cords and an ancient
black and white QuickCam and an old ADB GamePad that never really worked, and a
hulking huge external 2GB drive that seems pathetic placed next to the
streamlined new 80GB internal ... All stuff that at best I have no use for and
at worst is horribly obsolete, yet I can't throw them
away.
So this morning, as I was writing
a birthday card to Mom, I reached in my desk drawer to pull out an inkpad and
rubberstamp, when I noticed tucked at the back of the drawer a small,
credit-card sized leather case. I pulled it out and discovered it contained a
small electronic device entitled 'The Calling Card," something my father gave me
probably fifteen or twenty years ago. It was given away as a marketing gift: the
name 'Temco' is stamped on its face, a company that may not even exist anymore.
(A web search reveals an midwest company that distributes level, flow, and
pressure products. That may or may not be
them.)
The device itself is maybe an
eighth of an inch thick, with a membrane keyboard with keys for the letters 'A
thru 'Z,' digits '0' thru '9', and a few operational buttons. It has a small LCD
readout with two lines of that old-fashioned LCD text: The top line shows
alphanumerics, the bottom line only shows digits. It can store up to 2024
characters of information, usually names and phone numbers, tho the small Hong
Kong-printed pamphlet advises you can also store social security and bank
account numbers. If desired, it featurs a 3-digit lockout security code. All
data must be laboriously entered thru the tiny keypad, and there is physically
no way to back up or export the data. It can also be used as a simple
calculator. The two 3V batteries amazingly still carry a
charge.
In its day, I remember this was
a small technological marvel -- stores up to a
hundred
names, give or take a few! And to be just
given
away by a salesman at Temco, they must be
rich! Nowadays, of course, it's utterly laughably useless next to my trusty
little Visor Platinum. Even my nifty-but-dated StarTac phone has exponentially
more functional power than this thing. My iBook would cheerfully insult its
lineage, kick it in the groin and send it crying home to its
mother.
And yet ... I can't throw it
away! For gosh sake, it has a circuitboard in there! It would be a sin to just
toss it on the junk pile! It never did me no harm! Stop -- I'll throw myself in
harm's way before I let you crush its LCD screen under your boot
heel!
I'm eternally torn. On the one
hand I have a very strong underlying current of almost Ludite anti-technology
mistrust running through my veins. At the same time there are certain gadgets I
just love and can't live with
out.
Well. Perhaps The Calling Card has
a third-party FireWire adapter. I'll have to check on eBay ...
Posted: Fri - September 6, 2002 at 08:41 PM