WELCOME		NEWS
THIS IS Conky Films, repository for a mess of low- to no-budget shorts and other fun stuff from one man's days at Temple University's film school. Take a look around and see what happens when you blend a few hairbrained ideas, slighty above-average technical savvy, lots of fancy equipment and an odd compulsion to share it all with the world.		That's right, CONKY FILMS has been redesigned with a fresh new look for the new millennium. Let me know what all you graphic design-wannabes think.

SHORTS

SIGN GUY What happens when a man loses control? A parable for the information age™. read more > : watch now >

THINGS (about to) HAPPEN Go for a gimmicky-editing thrill ride - on film! read more > : watch now >

ADVERTISEMENT Support Conky Films by watching this hilarious spot for a mysterious product. read more > : watch now >

THE BARRAGE All about dealing with adversity. read more > : watch now >

DROPPING A LINE How far will a cheapskate go for love - and to cheat the phone company? read more > : watch now >

ABOUT THIS NONSENSE

Paul Curcio (right) on the set, directing evil twin Raul in the "Martini Scene". PAUL CURCIO has a BA in Film and Media Arts from Temple University in Philadelphia and is currently employed by Knight Ridder Video, where his duties include videography, editing, multimedia authoring, shipping and handling, and water cooler maintenance. His hobbies include being a dork (seen here), culinary snobbery, playing guitar in rock combo St Vincent and the Grenadines, stuffed animals, riding SEPTA, reading periodicals, and wearing steel-toed boots despite his overall low risk of foot injury. He wonders if it's possible to create a movie trailer that doesn't begin with the words "In a world where ...", and how somebody got to this site by doing a search for phrases like "Guys In Short Shorts", "Computer Generated Adult Films", and "george mac ready old films".

CONKY FILMS.