Fri - December
5, 2003
The Last 24 Hours...
You just knew the jet lag would be
hell!
The flight out of Calcutta was great! It's quite
incredible how re-circulated airplane air can seem as sweet as that in the
Rockies - when one is comparing it to the foul brew we'd been breathing for the
past week. Also, the flight was quite empty....so we got to stretch out and try
to sleep. I think I managed a couple of hours...but Amber...still not quite
satisfied with her heaping doses of Bollywood, helped herself to yet another
sing-and-dance fest.We landed in
Singapore at 6am local time and were pleased to find that the hotel we'd stayed
in on the outward leg was quite reasonable (Singapore Airlines had paid the
previous time). We piled into the shuttle and marveled at the unbelievable
cleanliness of the place. We couldn't actually check into the hotel until noon
but they let us store our pile of luggage with the bell captain while we went
off in search of our $1 breakfast. I think the ladies at the booth were quite
happy to see us again - at least I think so as we had no idea what they were
saying. However, there was a lot of smiling going
on.... After
breakfast and a not nearly strong enough tea, we hailed a cab and went in search
of a much-missed Starbucks Frapuccino. These things really are all over the
place so we found one without much difficulty. However, even one of those didn't
prevent me from doing the "head bob" as opposed to the "wobble" while sitting
outside one of the shopping areas. We, somehow, managed to survive until
noon...checked in....and crashed for a couple of
hours...YAAAAWWWWN!We awoke groggy yet
famished and wandered over to Little India (like we hadn't had enough) to find
our gem of a restaurant, the Blue Diamond. It was like we'd never
left! and
the food....every bit as good and
cheap....mmmmm..... We
spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around Little India...and I think
Amber bought even more of those head-sticking Tikka things...while I had a look
around at the architecture of this old area of
Singapore.... If
any of you can remember that far back, the first time through Singapore we
(well...mainly Amber) spent a lot of time at the "Pretty in Tokyo" taking all
sorts of photos on bizarre backgrounds. Rather like Bollywood films, this is
something Amber simply cannot get enough of...so back we went for some more
fun-filled snaps. We had a fairly early (& long!) flight the next morning so
we grabbed dinner at an outdoor restaurant near the hotel. We were thrilled to
see they had Tibetan Momos on the menu...but I can't say they measured up to the
Darjeeling version. Then again, we may have been too tired to appreciate them at
any level other than that they constituted
food!If you're going to spend a few
hours at an airport, you could do much worse than to spend it in Singapore.
Everywhere you look, there are plasma screen tvs, wireless internet connections,
Gordon Campbells, la-z-boy chairs with speakers in them....whoa...did I say
Gordon Campbells??? Yes, it's true....my concentration on that particular weblog
entry was thrown asunder by the apparition of the BC Premier wandering dazedly
through the terminal pursued by his harried assistant. The only reason I even
noticed was the because the assistant was carrying a bag with the Vancouver 2010
logo on the side. It seemed we were home even before we'd left....except for the
17 hour flight to come....OUCH!Hooray
for empty flights!!! We could face the tortuous ride home while able to
lounge...ok that's a bit of a stretch (or squash in this case)...across all
three seats. This allowed your diligent scribe to put the finishing touches on
whatever episode of this sitcom he happened to be working on at the time (I'm
beginning to like this 3rd person stuff...it's probably a very good thing this
is the last
entry!!!). As
most of you know...we arrived home safely...but the jet lag was totally brutal.
I kept waking up at anywhere between 3am and 4am for a week....even though I'd
stay awake until 10pm the previous
night...AARGH!Amber called this trip
the most amazing experience of her life....and I'm glad I helped make it happen
for her. She was also a great travel companion - I can't imagine putting up with
me 24/7 for almost a month! The trip was also very rewarding for me - especially
visiting old haunts in Darjeeling and helping the old school plan and build for
an exciting future. Finally, I hope I've managed to convey, in some small way,
the great fun we've had on this trip....and that whoever joined us through
cyberspace enjoyed the ride. Until the
next one....Namaste and....uhh....Adios!
Posted at 09:22 PM
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Tue - October 21, 2003
Breakfast for a buck....Singapore in a Junk
Day 2 in Singapore - Kenny G and Milo in the same
day!
5:15am....loud laughter commenced at the lack of
sleeping competence! Once the horrible truth had sunk in, the only sane response
was to accept and move on. There appeared to be a couple of hours to go before
we had any hope of breakfast so we decided that a '70's revival was called
for....out came the iPod and speakers with Carole King and, yes...the Bay City
Rollers. Being diligent touristy
types, we decided take a touristy tour. The only one that fit into our need to
arrive back at the hotel in time to be picked up by the airport shuttle was a
tour on the Imperial Cheng-Ho Junk around the Singapore harbour. But
first...we'd noticed a "hypermart" around the corner from the hotel - and lo and
behold...breakfast for $1 (toast, eggs & tea). The only minor hiccup was
that we didn't realize the tea had been pre-sugared - so we decided to add some.
Sadly, we didn't know that Singaporean salt likes to masquerade as sugar so it
was quite the sweet and savory experience. Undeterred, we finished up the tea
and made for counter once again because we'd discovered that they had canned
versions of Milo and Horlicks (yeah, yeah...we know) - not to mention packaged
versions of Ribena! By now the Chinese women behind the counter were thinking we
were completely bonkers (between us taking pictures of the $1 breakfast sign and
ogling the multitude of canned drinks). We decided on a couple of steaming cups
of Horlicks - and for those who have never experienced that, let me tell
you....all suddenly becomes right with the
world.Back at the hotel, we grabbed a
cab to Clifford Pier where we booked our "Junk"et. After a bit of a drive in a
shuttle bus, we arrived at the Singapore Cruise Centre where Amber was
fascinated by a Mr. Soybean place (especially the soy crumpets). The Junk
arrived in all its resplendent glory, intricate carvings all over the place. We
were loaded on and started off on our stately way....and much to our collective
horror....were "entertained" by the plaintive wailings of KennyG massacring
tried and true elevator favourites. Note the pained
expression... Suffice
to say, it was a pleasant two hours cruising about (Kenny excepted) but, aside
from the fact I'm actually doing just that, nothing to write home
about.Post Junk, we made for the
shopping heaven of the previous day to pick up my suit and shirts. This resulted
in a tearful goodbye from Boss George - and, of course, a suggestion that it was
not too late to order three more suits! Our airport pickup was only a couple of
hours away and we had yet to find an internet cafe to let all those people that
really, really care about us know that we were still alive and shopping. The
internet cafe search was absurdly unsuccessful but...we did manage to pick up
knock-off Jean-Paul Gaultier wallets - so all was not lost. We couldn't leave
Singapore without one more ABSURDLY cheap but INCREDIBLE meal at the Blue
Diamond. So, in we trudged (much to the delight of the manager) and shoveled in
mouthfuls of biriyani and chai. If only the restaurants in Vancouver's Little
India could make chai like this (I think they must use condensed milk)...and a
chai latte is not even on the same planet. Note that these Blue Diamond types
are not pushovers - they completely ignored our demand that they live up to
their promise to "deliver anywhere" - so Vancouver loses
out.Back to the hotel to pick up our
luggage..... ...we
were whisked off to the airport and piled onto the Singapore Airlines flight to
Calcutta - me sitting next to a rather annoying and chubby Bengali dude. Oh
well...good training for the next few days. Calcutta craziness to follow
shortly.....
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Mon - October 20, 2003
Oh the lag!
Day 1 in Singapore...Summertime...and the shopping
is easy...
We finally rolled up to the hotel at about 2:30 am
MONDAY morning (note that we left Vancouver on Saturday at 3pm). For those not
wanting to fire up the computer and embark on complicated logarithmic
calculations, this means it was around mid-morning on Sunday, Vancouver time.
Being mere beginners on this Asian sojourn, Amber and I regularly got shuffled
to the backs of lines (waiting for luggage, boarding the shuttle bus...and
especially trying to check into the hotel with 30 other people). We'd probably
have been in bed 1/2 an hour earlier if we weren't so gol-darned polite (note:
that problem has now been
eliminated).We woke from a
Gravol-induced slumber around 9 the next morning feeling somewhat
discombobulated, but ready to hunt down a likely breakfast spot. We ended up at
this great place called Chijmes (yeah, yeah...that's how they spell it). It used
to be an old monastery/school until the cassocked ones decided to move on. The
City decided to convert the site into a great shopping and eating area - while
retaining the feel of the old
place. After
doing some wandering around, our sugar levels hit rock bottom - and the first
place to present itself was this funky Spanish place with a patio. So...Coronas
for breakfast (with mushroomy things and a Spanish Omelette) isn't so
bad! We
wolfed down some Spanish grits chased with Coronas (now that's breakfast).
Freshly fortified, and squinting into the blazing sunlight, I realized that
leaving sunglasses in rainy Vancouver was not very bright! So...heavy
negotiations and fashion consulting by Amber...soon resulted in a pair of Fila's
decorating my face for the rest of the day. Exhausted & drained by the heavy
negotiations, we decided that more food was required immediately. Being diligent
tourists, we thought that going from the fancy extreme of Cjimes to the insane
chaos of Little India would be good for our gastronomic souls. En route, Amber
somehow managed to get a roadside Indian woman from Gujarat to hand over wooden
henna stamps (along with a strangely smelling block of henna) for the princely
sum of $12. Henna parties in Vancouver will never be so easy! Then...purely by
accident...and while leaping over rotting fruit on the sidewalk, we discovered
the hidden gem of Singapore....the one, the only...Blue Diamond Indian
Restaurant - without question the most fabulous, outrageous, Indian food EVER
(can't say the same about the decor)! MMMM....dosas, biriyani...and awesome
chai! We'd have taken pictures...but then they'd have had to kill us for
potentially exposing the secret
recipes!Not content to spend all the
rest of the day eating, we decided that I needed a new suit! I mean, really, who
doesn't??? So, being the diligent researchers that we are, we picked a random ad
for a tailor out of our Singapore map...and that's how a great relationship with
"Boss George" was born! So....out came the catalogue...a swanky Zegna suit was
chosen (me hoping that it would look as good on me as that blonde dude in the
picture)...a black merino wool was drooled over...and the negotiations began!
George suggesting that I would need 4 suits....me suggesting that I really
didn't need a suit at all. In the end, 1 suit and two shirts ("of the very
finest cottons, boss...") were ordered for the princely sum of Cdn$380....ready
by 3pm the next day! Here was the happy fitting by Boss's
assistant: Meanwhile...after
providing the appropriate fashion consulting to me....Amber found the Holy
Grail! In her own words: After saving all of us from navy suits with pleated
pants (Boss's recommendation), I ventured out into the small and quirky mall
that Boss resided in. There...near the entrance...lay "Pretty in Tokyo" where,
for $5 you could be a supermodel! Filled with clucking teenage girls flitting in
and out of plasticized photo booths, I realized if I didn't leave quickly, I'd
have spent all my cash in this one crazy place - albeit with hundreds of
fabulous pictures of myself. So....I only did three, one of which is below....oh
yeah, Mark decided to to get over his fear of swimming by diving in as
well. With
our freshly minted supermodel shots stored securely in Amber's purse, we
ventured out into blazing, humid, debilitating heat - but, since this was
Singapore's famous Orchard Road (Robson would constitute 1% of the space &
shopping potential)....we dug deep and bore it! OK...not for long...we zipped
into (to Amber's indescribable delight - oh... if Scott & Vannie could see
her now!) Valentino...followed by Jean-Paul Gaultier...followed by
Versace...followed by Ferragamo....followed by Givenchy...followed by
Chanel...followed by Gucci...followed by Prada....followed by Louis
Vuitton...followed by Dunhill....followed by Cartier....and so on and so on and
so on.... The only saving grace was that Amber does NOT have a credit
card!Having worked up a
window-shopping froth (& only buying a guava and mango juice each!), the
incredible, outstanding, unbelievable Pepper Crab loomed in our future (along
with a very cold tall beer). The one thing I told Amber we had to do in
Singapore was go to the Newton Hawkers Market to have this dish - it is amazing!
Did it live up to the
hype? uhh....yeah!!!It
was time for a nightcap at the festive Clarke Quay. Singapore has a couple of
these strips along the river (the other being Boat Quay) where there are rows of
restaurants and hawkers' stands serving everything under the sun. It certainly
caters to the touristy crowd (egad...there was even a Hooters - but, in this end
of the world, it was catering mainly to Aussie Rugby World Cup fans) and the
prices reflect that. In spite of that, it's a really cool place to hang out and
watch the world go
by. Amazingly
enough, we had stayed up until10pm...but it was now time to head back to the
hotel. On that note, Singapore has by far the friendliest and helpful cabbies
either of us has ever seen. Bed....zzzzzzzz....
Posted at 10:15 AM
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