Oh the lag!
Day 1 in Singapore...Summertime...and the shopping
is easy...
We finally rolled up to the hotel at about 2:30 am
MONDAY morning (note that we left Vancouver on Saturday at 3pm). For those not
wanting to fire up the computer and embark on complicated logarithmic
calculations, this means it was around mid-morning on Sunday, Vancouver time.
Being mere beginners on this Asian sojourn, Amber and I regularly got shuffled
to the backs of lines (waiting for luggage, boarding the shuttle bus...and
especially trying to check into the hotel with 30 other people). We'd probably
have been in bed 1/2 an hour earlier if we weren't so gol-darned polite (note:
that problem has now been
eliminated).We woke from a
Gravol-induced slumber around 9 the next morning feeling somewhat
discombobulated, but ready to hunt down a likely breakfast spot. We ended up at
this great place called Chijmes (yeah, yeah...that's how they spell it). It used
to be an old monastery/school until the cassocked ones decided to move on. The
City decided to convert the site into a great shopping and eating area - while
retaining the feel of the old
place. After
doing some wandering around, our sugar levels hit rock bottom - and the first
place to present itself was this funky Spanish place with a patio. So...Coronas
for breakfast (with mushroomy things and a Spanish Omelette) isn't so
bad! We
wolfed down some Spanish grits chased with Coronas (now that's breakfast).
Freshly fortified, and squinting into the blazing sunlight, I realized that
leaving sunglasses in rainy Vancouver was not very bright! So...heavy
negotiations and fashion consulting by Amber...soon resulted in a pair of Fila's
decorating my face for the rest of the day. Exhausted & drained by the heavy
negotiations, we decided that more food was required immediately. Being diligent
tourists, we thought that going from the fancy extreme of Cjimes to the insane
chaos of Little India would be good for our gastronomic souls. En route, Amber
somehow managed to get a roadside Indian woman from Gujarat to hand over wooden
henna stamps (along with a strangely smelling block of henna) for the princely
sum of $12. Henna parties in Vancouver will never be so easy! Then...purely by
accident...and while leaping over rotting fruit on the sidewalk, we discovered
the hidden gem of Singapore....the one, the only...Blue Diamond Indian
Restaurant - without question the most fabulous, outrageous, Indian food EVER
(can't say the same about the decor)! MMMM....dosas, biriyani...and awesome
chai! We'd have taken pictures...but then they'd have had to kill us for
potentially exposing the secret
recipes!Not content to spend all the
rest of the day eating, we decided that I needed a new suit! I mean, really, who
doesn't??? So, being the diligent researchers that we are, we picked a random ad
for a tailor out of our Singapore map...and that's how a great relationship with
"Boss George" was born! So....out came the catalogue...a swanky Zegna suit was
chosen (me hoping that it would look as good on me as that blonde dude in the
picture)...a black merino wool was drooled over...and the negotiations began!
George suggesting that I would need 4 suits....me suggesting that I really
didn't need a suit at all. In the end, 1 suit and two shirts ("of the very
finest cottons, boss...") were ordered for the princely sum of Cdn$380....ready
by 3pm the next day! Here was the happy fitting by Boss's
assistant: Meanwhile...after
providing the appropriate fashion consulting to me....Amber found the Holy
Grail! In her own words: After saving all of us from navy suits with pleated
pants (Boss's recommendation), I ventured out into the small and quirky mall
that Boss resided in. There...near the entrance...lay "Pretty in Tokyo" where,
for $5 you could be a supermodel! Filled with clucking teenage girls flitting in
and out of plasticized photo booths, I realized if I didn't leave quickly, I'd
have spent all my cash in this one crazy place - albeit with hundreds of
fabulous pictures of myself. So....I only did three, one of which is below....oh
yeah, Mark decided to to get over his fear of swimming by diving in as
well. With
our freshly minted supermodel shots stored securely in Amber's purse, we
ventured out into blazing, humid, debilitating heat - but, since this was
Singapore's famous Orchard Road (Robson would constitute 1% of the space &
shopping potential)....we dug deep and bore it! OK...not for long...we zipped
into (to Amber's indescribable delight - oh... if Scott & Vannie could see
her now!) Valentino...followed by Jean-Paul Gaultier...followed by
Versace...followed by Ferragamo....followed by Givenchy...followed by
Chanel...followed by Gucci...followed by Prada....followed by Louis
Vuitton...followed by Dunhill....followed by Cartier....and so on and so on and
so on.... The only saving grace was that Amber does NOT have a credit
card!Having worked up a
window-shopping froth (& only buying a guava and mango juice each!), the
incredible, outstanding, unbelievable Pepper Crab loomed in our future (along
with a very cold tall beer). The one thing I told Amber we had to do in
Singapore was go to the Newton Hawkers Market to have this dish - it is amazing!
Did it live up to the
hype? uhh....yeah!!!It
was time for a nightcap at the festive Clarke Quay. Singapore has a couple of
these strips along the river (the other being Boat Quay) where there are rows of
restaurants and hawkers' stands serving everything under the sun. It certainly
caters to the touristy crowd (egad...there was even a Hooters - but, in this end
of the world, it was catering mainly to Aussie Rugby World Cup fans) and the
prices reflect that. In spite of that, it's a really cool place to hang out and
watch the world go
by. Amazingly
enough, we had stayed up until10pm...but it was now time to head back to the
hotel. On that note, Singapore has by far the friendliest and helpful cabbies
either of us has ever seen. Bed....zzzzzzzz....
Posted: Mon - October 20, 2003 at 10:15 AM
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