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Published On: Jan 04, 2005 11:03 PM
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Published On: Jan 04, 2005 11:03 PM
2005...It's Great 2B Alive!
No offense to dead
people
I've had so much goof-ball stuff going on lately,
it feels like I stuffed a whole year into just the last couple of months. New
album, new house, new job, new wife. (ha! kidding!) Actually today I got new
shoes, and also a new hat. I don't know about you, but that's a lot of new
shit!! Who knew?
I've also invented a new way of talking. No, really! It's quite simple really. All you do is add the word "the" before the last word or phrase of a sentence. For example:
Instead of saying, "What's going on?" say, "What's the going on?
Instead of saying, "That guy is nuts!" say, "That guy is the nuts!"
It's a subtle way of telling others that you chose to speak a dialect that perhaps does not make the sense.
Here is a picture of some hot dogs I had for dinner the other night:
Hmmm....look! It's the hot dogs! They are the good!
I've also invented a new way of talking. No, really! It's quite simple really. All you do is add the word "the" before the last word or phrase of a sentence. For example:
Instead of saying, "What's going on?" say, "What's the going on?
Instead of saying, "That guy is nuts!" say, "That guy is the nuts!"
It's a subtle way of telling others that you chose to speak a dialect that perhaps does not make the sense.
Here is a picture of some hot dogs I had for dinner the other night:
Hmmm....look! It's the hot dogs! They are the good!
Posted: Tue - January 4, 2005 at 10:17 PM