Shake it up baby
Twist and
doubt
Guy 1: I've got giant
testiclesGuy 2: You don't
say?Guy 1: That's right.
They're enormous!Guy 2: They
don't look that big.Guy 1:
These are custom-made "Magical
Pantalones"Guy 2: Actually,
you're not wearing pants.Guy
1: That's right. I'm wearing "Magical
Pantalones"Long hours and short
days can certainly describe the past couple of weeks I've had. I can't really
say that's a bad thing. I can't remember what it's like to be bored. I can't
believe it's not butter.I'm slowly
assembling my entire workforce (me) to promote the
You Don't Know
Me album. I've been waiting to really push it
until the new CD became available on Apple's iTunes Music Store. Somehow the
album doesn't feel truly released until it shows up there. I've been informed
that it should be popping up on iTunes within the next month or
so.I've been trying to come up with
unique ways to promote the album. I wonder how much it costs to get an ad space
above the urinals at Applebee's? Maybe I could offer $25,000 for a Mac OS X
virus? Perhaps I should hand our flyers at the mall...in the
nude.George has been getting really
good at the bike riding thing lately. Over the last month or so I've been
teaching him how to fall by smashing into his bike with a remote control car.
It's kind of like bowling, but with remote control
balls.
Nice photo, but actually he's
desperately trying to choke me to death.
Posted: Tue - April 5, 2005 at 11:43 PM