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Published On: Mar 14, 2005 10:03 PM
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Published On: Mar 14, 2005 10:03 PM
Traffic Safety Spew
No blood-filled accident
movie? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
So, I attended traffic-safety school tonight in
response to my speeding ticket last December. They taught us bad driving was
bad and the double yellow line means that there's a McDonald's within 2 miles.
The instructor kept referencing events from the 70's, as if to prove he'd been
at this for quite some time. Luckily for me I was only ages 0-6 during the
70's, so I only caught a reference to Jimmy Carter. He was the first astronaut
on the moon after-all.
My place of employment recently moved locations. We hauled all our stuff to a brand-new building. It's been a bit odd trying to work out of a pristinely clean environment. I feel almost like a fully-dressed clown at church. Watch out! That's holy water coming out of the flower on my lapel! HONK! HONK! Here, have a balloon-cross.
Here's a shot from my perspective of my new desk. It says "Bitch" on the screen! Ha HA!
My place of employment recently moved locations. We hauled all our stuff to a brand-new building. It's been a bit odd trying to work out of a pristinely clean environment. I feel almost like a fully-dressed clown at church. Watch out! That's holy water coming out of the flower on my lapel! HONK! HONK! Here, have a balloon-cross.
Here's a shot from my perspective of my new desk. It says "Bitch" on the screen! Ha HA!
Posted: Mon - March 14, 2005 at 10:03 PM