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var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == entryUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
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var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == entryUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
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return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Bear Left On Unnamed Road';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'August 2004';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '239';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Advertising: 6
Books: 5
Entertainment: 11
FAQ: 11
Identity Theft: 7
Instaplaudits: 3
Journal: 27
Just For Fun: 6
Macintosh: 25
Media: 12
Memes: 6
Politics: 46
Projects: 3
Science: 32
Technology: 39
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Advertising
Books
Entertainment
FAQ
Identity Theft
Instaplaudits
Journal
Just For Fun
Macintosh
Media
Memes
Politics
Projects
Science
Technology
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Advertising Books Entertainment FAQ Identity Theft Instaplaudits Journal Just For Fun Macintosh Media Memes Politics Projects Science Technology ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Ron Bell';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'bogus@bogus.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}