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Wake
up on the right side of the bed.
click! |
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Step
Two
Wear
a clean birthday suit.
click!
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Step
Three
Put
on your birthday best.
click!
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Step
Four
Surround
yourself with family and friends.
click!
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Step
Five
Light
your candles.
click!
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Step
Six
Make
a wish!
click!
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Step
Seven
Eat,
drink and be merry!
click!
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Step
Eight
Eat
more, drink more and be merrier!
click!
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Step
Nine
Dream
big dreams!
click!
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Step
Ten
Wake
up tomorrow and start acting older.
click!
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On
second thought,
maybe we'll stick with
Nine Easy Steps this year!
replay!
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visiting a sanctuary
One might imagine the inmates trying to welcome or warn
by sign, sound, gesture and otherwise "bio-language".
"Welcome Orang Bandar to this show of Orang Hutan.
Orang Kapital have been clearing our forests for timber driving us mad.
Some other Orang Pemerentah rounded us up and put us here for show.
There was a couple who tried to adapt to our way of life all the way
discarding their clothes and everything else ...
When we wanted to embrace them they, not us, were arrested
and left us all sad.
We really regret our curiosity about Orang Bandar."
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