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Brenda Dayne, Mischa Barton, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Paris Hilton, April from Knit2Btied, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Eve, Carmen Electra, Scarlett Johansson, Syne Mitchell, Brittany Murphy, Janet Jackson, Kim Smith, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Kristen Dunst, Michelle Branch, Elisha Cuthbert, Cameron Diaz, Josie Maran, Portia de Rossi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie, Shannon Elizabeth, Ashanti, Sara Foster, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Sage Tyrtle, Uma Thurman, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Krista Allen, Liv Tyler, Amber Arbucci, Shania Twain, Gisele Bundchen, Brooke Burke, Charlize Theron, Kate Bosworth, Liz Phair, Paige Butcher, Ana Hickmann, Kelis, Kylie Minogue, Amber Brkich, Gina Gershon, Mya, Naomi Watts, Shakira, Catherine Bell, Kelly Hu, Anna Faris, Rachel Bilson, Eva Mendes, Monet Mazur, Rachel Perry, Tricia Helfer, Shannyn Sossamon, Fergie, Larissa Meek, Brooke Burns, Christina Applegate, Rachel Hunter, Milla Jovovich, Monika Kramlik, Victoria Beckham, Cameron Richardson, Mandy Moore, Bianca Kajlich, Eva Green, Elena Lyons, Paulina Rubio, Vanessa Marcil, Zooey Deschanel, Rachel Nichols, Daisy Fuentes, Thalia, Blu Cantrell, Dido, Maria Menounos, Victoria Pratt, Christina DaRe, Lindsay Price, Rosario Dawson, Jill Wagner, Eva Longoria, Melissa Howard, Nadine Velazquez, Giuliana DePandi, Brody Dalle, Tamie Sheffield, K.D. Aubert, Missi Pyle, Amanda Swisten, Tamala Jones and of course, don't forget the guys including, Adam Levine, Anderson Cooper, Andrew Shue, Ashton Kutcher, Benjamin Bratt, Billy Brandt, Billy Zane, Brad Pitt, Brad Rowe, Brian Austin Green, Carson Daly, Dave from the Chub Creek Podcast at www.chubcreek.com, Carter Oosterhouse, Chad Hunt, Chris Kattan, Chris O'Donnell, Christopher Meloni, Clay Walker, Danny Roberts, Dave Navarro, David Beckham, Dean Cain, Dean Sheremet, Dermot Mulroney, Doug Savant, Enrique Iglesias, Gary from The Chub Creek Podcast at www.chubcreek.com, Eric McCormack, Ethan Embry, Fabrizio Filippo, Gale Harold, Gareth Maguire, Gavin DeGraw, George Michael, Hal Sparks, Howie Day, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Bonamy, The Scarborough Dude, James Denton, James Van Der Beek, Jared Leto, Jason Priestley, Jesse Bradford, Jesse Metcalfe, Jim Verraros, Jimmy Fallon, Joe Don Rooney, John Stamos, Jon Bon Jovi, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Josh Charles, Josh Duhamel, Josh Groban, Bruce Murray, Josh Lucas, Josh Meyers, Joshua Jackson, Roger Gillies, Jude Law, Justin Timberlake, Keith Urban, Kenny Goss, Kerr Smith, Kyan Douglas, Lance Smith, Lukas Ridgeston, Mark Consuelos, Mark Paul Gosselaar, Matthew Lawrence, Maxwell Caulfield, Michael Buble, Michael Lucas, Patrick Dempsey, Paul Rudd, Todd Tyrtle, Phil Vassar, Randy Harrison, Ricardo Chavira, Richard Ruccolo, Ricky Martin, Rivers Cuomo, Rob Lowe, Rob Thomas, Ryan Carnes, Ryan Phillippe, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest, Sean Hayes, Seth Meyers, Shawn Pyfrom, Simon Rex, Stephen Dorff, Steve Howey, Steve Sandvoss, Taye Diggs, Tim McGraw, Tobey Maguire, Tom Welling, Topher Grace, Wentworth Miller, Wes Culwell, and Wilmer Valderama and all their assorted penises, vaginas, boobs, testicles, pectorals, asses and sexual thingies.

Posted: Tue - May 2, 2006 at 07:22 PM          

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