Macworld Awards 2004 Email your own incriminating evidence to chris_phin@dennis.co.uk

Before the drinking even started "I don't have to do anything tonight" A dapper group... for now Yan and Mike from iView Some Stomp-esque outfit call Weapons of Sound Smiling and gracious Scott and Jessica from Microsoft Awwww! God, aren't we hilarious? She's just naturally happy, OK? Still remarkably smart Get your coat, love... Mark gets molested 5, no, sorry, 3 Star Some Grade-A dancin' MacUser advertising - bless 'em! The booze had been flowing The promotion's in the bag, then?