Pie Heresy
Apparently there's more than one way to skin a
cat. Or a pie.
Unsubstantiated rumormongering -- email from Barb
Stuckey, reprinted here with her blanket consent and a promise not to charge me
royalties if I use her name in this forum (or, presumably, turn her emails into
ready-made content).I've always been
afraid of pies. I'm not sure whether I'm more or less afraid
now.
Yesterday Mom and I went to private pie-making class. This was
something my mom had bid on at a silent charity auction.
It was at an elderly woman, Bev's, house. Bev, the "instructor" was
adorable, although she didn't get around the kitchen too well (she has
M.S.). She's the kind of cook, like Julia Child, that believes recipes
are for breaking. That's all fine and good, except we all know that
baking is a science, right? Well, it turns out, pie-making is not.
I almost died when she told us the first ingredient in her pie crust
was what she called "salad oil". WHAT?! Everyone knows you need to
use solid shortening or butter. Supposedly, it's the solid nature of
the fat that creates the flakiness. When the crust bakes and the
butter/shortening melt into the flour, the air-pockets are what create
the crispness. Well, I can debunk that myth.
Anyway, the secret ingredient in Bev's crust is heavy cream. I know it
sounds awful. But let me tell you! I can now whip up a world-class
apple pie in under 30 minutes. Forty-five minutes in the oven and I
swear you will beg me to make another. I can't wait to make pies for
you guys!
I must confess that the pie refractory period
described above strains my credulity. I'll keep everyone posted.
Posted: Mon - February 7, 2005 at 11:44 AM