Dunwich Dynamo
Worst DD conditions ever I heard.
Started raining lightly at 9pm, just after
leaving, a nice gentle rain I thought, 'like
cycling with air-conditioning' I said, then it got
progressively heavier and heavier. Never
torrential, but heavy, and it didn't stop till
about 4am.
I hooked up with a guy on a touring bike, he had a
GPS with no map, while I had ViewRanger on my phone,
with an OS map of the route, but no GPS. 3 or 4 times
on the route this combo was really helpful, since he
could read out the OS coordinates, and I could say -
yep, we're on the wrong road!
I was amazed at how easy it was until about 10 miles
from the 'half way' point. There's a part of the ride
through gentle inclines and declines in total
darkness with only headlights of bikes and rear
blinkers and you look ahead and see a trail of red
lights, and I remember it going on for ages last time
I rode the DD, but this time it was over in a few
minutes. And I was actually overtaking the odd rider,
although groups of riders past me frequently. LOL.
By the time I got to Sudbury though I was exhausted,
wet and cold. Worst, my hands were numb and tingling,
and my foam handlebar grips had lost adhesion and
moved about, letting water get into the shifter and
(I reckon) affecting my shifts (all was fine once the
rain stopped). My hands shouldn't have been numb, but
when I got to the end I realised that when I had
adjusted the damping on the front suspension before
the ride, I had accidently locked it solid. D'oh!
We got to the stop, seemingly miles after Sudbury and
pschologically too far, and we got there in the
throng of it this time, lots of food and drink
available. The Pasta-veggie mix looked tasty, but
remembering the last ride, I had prepared for an
empty kitchen and so had packed a sandwich.
I ate tracker bars en-route, I thought I had bought
chocolate chip ones, but it turned out to be very
tasty peanut. I also had chocolate brunch bars and 4
bananas. Yes, a tasty mixture.
We stayed for well over an hour. We didn't leave till
the rain had stopped, and the sun was just starting
to turn the sky dark blue rather than blank. I heard
that a lot of riders gave up at this point. Again the
riding seemed fairly OK but approaching Framlingham
the road started rising and falling, and with each
rise, although I tried to accelerate down so to
reduce the distance up, I lost energy.
But my co-rider, Bill, brought out his emergency
chocolate bar, which gave a few joules of energy to
keep us going. I only walked a few meters up one
hill, before realising I could actually cycle up it
slowly in 1st gear, so on all other hills I would
cycle as fast as I could in 7th gear, then swapped
straight down to 1st for the rest (a benefit of hub
gears)!
Approaching the coast, yet more hills, argh. I was
going mad by this point with the hills, but I
remembered I had 1 last banana. Bananas are amazing,
I got a very fast boost that kept me going till the
end, where we had a fried breakfast. And at Dunwich
the weather was perfect sunshine, so a great end.
Although we got in a 9am, I think the journey time
was a couple of hours shorter than last time.
120-something miles. Woo!

Another busted wheel
A mixed bag day
So, Saturday, I thought I did it right, re-adjusted the hub, it's not a simple thing, I have to unscrew cables and other things un-fitting for a £1000 bike
Now all I need is to get the map for my destination. I'm helping a work mate trace his cycle route into work. I need to leave soon, and the TFL route is 8 pages of PDF. Hmm, I don't want to print that but OK, I've got two PDA's here, a Palm TX and a Nokia N70. Well the Palm has a nice big screen, and I've already got Adobe Reader, so I'll just bluetooth the file over.
Um, nope. Didn't work, after a few attempts. OK, I'll send it over using Missing Sync....um, nope. OK, I'll put the damn file direct on the SD card. No no no, can't write to it. Pile of pants. OK, I'm already late now...
Plan B, smart phone, yep so I'll just google for Adobe Reader for S60 and wtf? 6680???*
So, how about printing it then, urgh, too fine to read on the road. Cancel the print job. Ack! Aha, GoogleMaps then. Ah, but that's roads, big roads only. Well, no choice. What to use, again Palm TX is obvious, but that needs Wifi, and I can't be arsed to fiddle with Bluetooth now, so it's got the be the phone on it's own.
Google Maps, well, fiddling bloody stupid T9 input, damn I need and friggin iPhone! Anyway, it's a completely different route to the one TFL gave. But, no choice, off I go.
I get 10 meters down the road and I lose all gears again. Aaaaaaargh! I stop and look. When I left the gears were perfectly adjusted, now they are about 2 cm out. 2CM!!!!??? I really don't want to ride the APB today, something is wrong with the front brake and it's squeaking. I've ridden it so much (the TSR has been so unreliable) that it needs another service! But I've no choice, so off I go.
I get lost twice and end up heading toward Forest Hill rather than Crystal Palace (destination Thornton Heath). But I see a cycle route (LCN 26) to Crystal Palace. Nothing to lose now, so off I go. Biggest bloody hill I have ever ridden up. I mean, it went on and on, and the up and up some more and more. And then I was in Crystal Palace. Back to the Phone what now? Down and down and down, biggest down hill ever. And then I'm in Thornton Heath. A half-hour late, but at least the ABP made it, although it's making ever louder knocking noises when I brake.
It takes nearly 2 hours to ride into central London, but the route is fairly reasonably straightforward, and not too taxing. All my mate needs is a bike that is the right size for him, his bike is shockingly small (knees nearly touching hands), and the gear range, fairly slow.
Then over to Russ for lunch and mail re-direction. All good. Then back over to Hyde Park to watch the Prologue to the Tour de France. At which point I regret not having my portable DAB radio, but the batteries are (still) charging in the back room. So I had no idea of who was winning or anything. I was at the far corner of the road near Exhibition Road, but it was hot (sunshine), so I moved near to the time check display, and then moved again into shade at the end. Um, bikes, racing. Whoo! Well, lots of people wooing and clapping. Most for the British riders. It was fairly entertaining at least, and fantastic weather the whole day.
But just before I got to Russ for lunch, I noticed what the knocking noise was with the front brakes. My front rim had split. Expensive icing on the cake.
*Turned out that I should have googled for Adobe Reader N70 instead. And it works well, if slowly. Too late now though!



