KILROY CALLED


and so did everyone else.

With apologies to Styx...

Domo arigato, Mr. Robocall
Domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mrs. Robocall
Domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Robocall
Damn you...damn you

You're wondering who I am
With calls made from Japan
Hillary or Barack
Michelle or now Chris Rock

I've got a secret I've been hiding in your phone
My voice is human, your blood is boiling, on and on I drone
So if you hear me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm a consultant who needed someone to charge and drive
To keep me alive, to keep me alive
Something to do, to keep me justified

I am the modren call, who hides behind a wall
So no one else can see my own caller I.D.

Domo arigato, Mr. Robocall
Domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mrs. Robocall
Damn you...Damn you

Thank you very much, Mr. Robocall
For doing the jobs that humans used to
And thank you very much, Mr. Robocall
For calling me at home when I don't want you to
Thank you, thank you, I want to thank you
Please, thank you

The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to make our calls
Machines to whore us all

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true caller I.D.
It's 6-6-6!
6-6-6!
6-6-6!...

Posted: Tue - April 22, 2008 at 05:08 PM          

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