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Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people using the web, your phone, or IM. Join today to start receiving boring, pointless, self-absorbed updates from your friends -- and, let's face it, people who aren't your friends, and people you really wish were your friends -- just like these.



This is my first Twitter update. Awesome! 12:37 PM April 23, 2008

This is my second Twitter update. Even more awesome! 12:39 PM April 23, 2008

I just went to my Twitter page and read my first two updates. Awesomest yet! 12:41 PM April 23, 2008

Back at my computer. Just had lunch. Peanut butter and marshmallow. Mmmm.... 1:12 PM April 23, 2008

Big brouhaha over at The Burgh Blog. Censorship. Beatty. Bullshit. 1:27 PM April 23, 2008

"Dissident voice"? Sheesh. Self-important much? 1:39 PM April 23, 2008

iPhone call! Yay, me! I love my ring tone. 2:27 PM April 23, 2008

Wrong number. Sigh. 2:28 PM April 23, 2008

This is SO cool, yo. Can't wait to get my first follower. 2:28 PM April 23, 2008

I think I need to go to the bathroom. 3:47 PM April 23, 2008

I'm typing this with one hand and wiping myself with the other! Yeah! 3:50 PM April 23, 2008

I can't believe I'm really doing this. Ambidextrousness! Take that, be-yo ,.5d df s09u eqr w 3:51 PM April 23, 2008

Shit. 3:53 PM April 23, 2008

Thank God for anti-bacterial soap. 3:59 PM April 23, 2008

Oops. Forgot to unload the dishwasher. L8R, dudes... 4:23 PM April 23, 2008

Just checked my email. 6 new messages. Rockin'. 5:07 PM April 23, 2008

Checked my email again. No new messages. Bummin'. 5:15 PM April 23, 2008

Time for dinner! Mmmmmmeatball sandwiches! 6:15 PM April 23, 2008

I don't like rain. : ( 6:35 PM April 23, 2008

I think I'm gonna call my Mom. 7:16 PM April 23, 2008

Mom's not home. 7:18 PM April 23, 2008

I'm gonna sign on to Facebook now. Look for me, peeps! 7:57 PM April 23, 2008

I have to remember to 8:16 PM April 23, 2008

pay my phone bill. 8:16 PM April 23, 2008

(Sorry! Hit Enter by accident. Lame, I know!) 8:17 PM April 23, 2008

New Office and LOST tomorrow night. Sweetness to infinity, baby! 8:56 PM April 23, 2008

David Cook's hair looks totally rockin' tonight. 9:21 PM April 23, 2008

I hate David Archuleta. Hate hate hate hate him. 9:23 PM April 23, 2008

Really hate him. 9:24 PM April 23, 2008

Really, really hate him. 9:25 PM April 23, 2008

Carly. OMG. That totally sucks. Maybe she should have cried and asked for a restart. Or yawned and acted stupid. 9:57 PM April 23, 2008

Just had milk and cookies. Chocolate Lovers' Chips Deluxe. Way to go, you little Keebler Elves. 10:16 PM April 23, 2008

I think I'm getting tired. 10:59 PM April 23, 2008

Where is everybody? 11:04 PM April 23, 2008

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? 11:05 PM April 23, 2008

LOL 11:06 PM April 23, 2008

I'm definitely getting tired. 11:07 PM April 23, 2008

Goodnight, peeps... 11:08 PM April 23, 2008

Top o' the mornin', peeps! about two hours ago.

Where is everybody? about ten minutes ago.

Maybe you're all reading my blog instead. about five minutes ago.

I'm gonna post to my blog now... about two minutes ago.

Posted: Thu - April 24, 2008 at 09:33 AM          

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