sit, stay roll
over report
WMD report you're either with us or against
us (pin that flag on your lapel) report
Saddam did 9/11, or at least wanted to report
that Americans voted on morals, not security, not fear, not misinformation, and
certainly don't report that the election was
stolen and don't forget to report how
Americans hate them queers, so much so they turned out in droves to punish the
liberal hollywood elite for not hating them
too
now report that United Nations
Oil-for-Food scam is bigger than Enron, even before Paul Volker releases his
report on the scandal good doggy here's a
biscuit and if you're real good, maybe
President Bush will even give you you're very own
nickname say... "my bitch".
So I'm watching Lou Dobbs (one of his
increasingly rare segments that isn't focused on illegal aliens) and that
soft-spoken, sleaze-bag, first-term Senator from Minnesota, Norm Coleman is
talking about how Kofi Annan's gotta go.
Why? Well, because the Oil-for-Food scandal
that is unfolding is going to be "bigger than Enron".
Make "Enron look like chump
change" That's right we don't exactly have
the report yet, but as President Bush is fond of saying "trust
me"
At which point Lou slaps Norm in
the head and goes... wait a minute I know you
guys.... Aren't you the guys who lied about
the way Sen. Wellstone's family and friends mourned his death so they could drag
your sleazy ass into office? Aren't you the
guys who sold us a bit of goods on "free trade"? (well yeah there's Clinton, but
come'on he's practically a Republican, I mean he's to the right of Olympia Snow
and Lincoln Chaffee, Am I right?) And aren't
you the guys who told us you knew (KNEW) right where Saddam was keeping the
WMD? That's what Lou did right,
RIGHT?
Well no not exactly. Instead he
let Norm prattle on about how dirty and irrelevant the UN was and how things
just had to change. Starting with Kofi. That pesky African has just gotta go. I
mean here are some of the actual
quotes"
COLEMAN: I don't know
if all this is true. And we're going to find out if it's true. But the bottom
line is that the guy overseeing the program, and responsible for overseeing the
program, the Secretary- General allowed this to take place, or -- and again, I'm
not pointing a finger of accusation, but he was there when the bribery occurred,
when the malfeasance occurred, when the fraud occurred, and needs then to step
down so that can you have the credibility that you need in order to ferret out
the abuse at whatever level it took place.
COLEMAN: ... But they're
not going to be able to move if the organization so lacks credibility. If
allegations of corruption rise to the highest level, and the person, again,
responsible for overseeing the program under his watch, simply continues to stay
in power, to stay in place, I think we're on a path, right now, where the
U.S./U.N. relationship is in jeopardy and in part, it's in jeopardy, because of
a lack of confidence, lack of credibility. Kofi Annan can help his own cause by
stepping aside, doing the right thing and allowing us to ferret out the levels
of corruption.
COLEMAN:
...From my perspective, Kofi Annan eventually is going to resign. That you're
going to see allegation after allegation, new story after new story, keep
unfolding. This thing has layers and layers. And it's only going to get worse
before it gets better.
And ultimately, if the United Nations doesn't do the things that have to be done
to reinstate some level of credibility, with providing greater transparency,
then in the end, the U.S./U.N. relationship is going to jeopardized. We're
walking down that path. We're not there yet. But I think it's up to Kofi Annan
to take some steps to restore some of the lost credibility.
For a second I went whooo are we
talking about Bush and Abu Gharib, Halliburton, a lack of WMD, no plan to win
the peace, an illegal war, a failure to protect on 9/11? Nope, my bad I forgot,
we're talking about Kofi, the UN, and bigger than
Enron.
Is this guy for real? I mean I've
got issues with the UN that came up long before the current crop of Pharisees
began seeing the UN as the One-World-Government foretold in the Book of
Revelations, but give me a fucking break. I only wish they would apply the same
criteria to Dubyah. If they did, I imagine the Bush girls would have to sober up
every Friday so they could visit their dad on weekends. And what did this joker
Coleman say? "I don't know if it's true, but...." This from the same people that
said "9/11, Saddam, mushroom cloud, WMD, slam dunk" practically all in the same
sentence. What is Lou's fucking
problem?
....Meanwhile Bush as he is
wanton to do, gave away the game plan to anyone who was paying attention.
Yesterday he whined north of the border
(begin reading like whiny teen not getting his/her
way) that he really wanted to work with our
friends, BUT the UN has to be focused on security and not on endless debate.
(stop reading like a spoiled pampered pet
of a teen). Endless debate in George's world -
anything over 7 minutes.
Translation:
Kofi has got to go because he thinks that the UN is somewhat democratic, instead
of a rubber stamp for Yahweh's new chosen people and their emissary King George.
Don't you wonder what they're planning next? Oh I don't know, can anyone say the
collapse of Saudi Arabia or maybe invading Iran, or Venezuela, or Colombia (a
little oil, a lotta coke), or say Canada - how are they for oil anyway? Either
way you're either with us or against
us.
Say, maybe this one world government
isn't such a bad idea after all....