10,000 B.C.

See the person in the bear outfit? That's 10,000 B.C. See the old man 10,000 B.C. was just fellating in a haunted hotel room? That's not the audience.

10,000 B.C. combines the basic plot of Conan the Barbarian with a little bit of Moses and a little bit of Stargate (starring Kurt Russell, James Spader and French Stewart), throws in the true story of man-tiger friendship that is He-Man, and then takes a very long pause to make sure that everyone can appreciate how stupid it is, laugh at it and get bored before getting around to some action. And then it takes another very long pause...

Posted: Mon - March 10, 2008 at 07:30 PM

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10,000 B.C.

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