No Matter Who/What You Are, The United Nations Has Someone On Its Staff To Rape You.



Do you need your population and/or livestock raped? Just call the UN:


FOR years the United Nations attempted to cover up perverted and outrageous behaviour by uniformed and civilian personnel who have served in East Timor since 1999.

But as a new wave of more than 2000 UN-employed police and staff prepare to travel to the capital Dili, Sukehiro Hasegawa, the top UN official in East Timor, has acknowledged for the first time that the UN system failed to bring anyone to justice for crimes that included sex abuse of children and bestiality...

... one UN peacekeeper from an unnamed country sexually abused two boys and two girls in the enclave of Oecussi, and in 2001, two Jordanian soldiers were evacuated home with injured penises after attempting sexual intercourse with goats.

A resolution passed last Friday by the UN Security Council urged countries sending personnel to East Timor to conduct pre-deployment awareness training about sexual exploitation and abuse of the local population.


That's got to be the funniest Powerpoint presentation ever: "If you buy the goat dinner first, it is not exploitation. If you buy the goat jewelry, you are the one who is being exploited! Ha ha ha!"

And I want to know about the two injured goaterasts. Were they both injured simultaneously? Or did the second guy see how everything played out for the first guy and say to himself, "Although my friend just injured his penis, I will not because I am more suave. And where he failed, I will succeed -- in a goat."

(via Tim Blair)

Posted: Wed - August 30, 2006 at 10:41 PM          
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