Top 10 inappropriate Marley Lyrics to recite in bed
While I was driving home the other day, iPod
shuffled up a couple of Marley songs. I got to thinking, some of these lyrics
are pretty deep if you get the thrust of them. So here's a Chaikaroma
exclusive, the Top 10 Innapropriate Marley Lyrics to Recite in Bed. You may
notice that there are only nine, even if you count #7 and #4. What can you do.
If you can help round out the Ten, go for
it.
9) "We're gonna be burning
and a-looting tonight."
8) "Africa,
unite!"
7) "I need a rammer, a rammer, a
rammer, a rammer to ram them down."
6) "Many
more will have to suffer. Many more will have to die. Don't ask me
why."
5) "I'll push the wood... All you got
to do, Honey, keep it in. Let's stir it
up."
4) I couldn't think of anything for
#4.
3) "Screw Face, no I won't be
frightened."
2) "Come rub it on me belly
like a guava jelly."
1) "If you don't come
I'm gonna go lookin' for
happiness."
Update: I remembered
one for #7.
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Posted: Fri - February 18, 2005 at 06:48 PM