Thu - April 10, 2008

I've been in Florida Eating Oysters and Getting Sunburned.



What have you been doing?

Posted at 05:50 PM    

Tue - April 1, 2008

Hey, Maybe They Both Had Itchy Assholes



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I had heard about his stealing the last joke, but I didn't realize all of those came from the same dude.

(via Blowing Smoke)

Posted at 05:29 PM    

Sat - March 29, 2008

Nice Beaver




Posted at 02:16 PM    

Hillary uses the force





(via Leiny)

Posted at 02:07 PM    

Fri - March 28, 2008

So what's the plan then?




Posted at 07:16 PM    

Thu - March 27, 2008

You know what's cold, falls out of the sky and sucks a whole lot?



Snow.

I don't think it's going to stop. I'm not an almanac, but I'm pretty sure it's snowed every other day for the past six months.

Posted at 05:31 PM    

Policeman vs. Fireman



Policeman Perry and Fireman Jake trade tales. Policeman Perry's not gonna lie to ya. Also, they're muppets or something.

police_vs_fire_trilogy.wmv

(via Leo)



Posted at 05:25 PM    

The ugliest motorcycle of all time?





Wacking Day claims that this $60,000 Morbidelli V8 is the ugliest motorcycle of all time. My knowledge of motorcycles extends not much further than "They usually have two wheels", so I'm inclined to take his word for it. Anybody ever seen one uglier?

Posted at 05:18 PM    

I think the window wins




Posted at 05:12 PM    

Can Anybody Find This Offensive?





See if you can guess how it's offensive before you read about it.

Posted at 05:10 PM    

Tue - March 25, 2008

For No Reason Here's Another Orangutan




Posted at 06:59 PM    

What's Your Mental Age?



Here's another one of those fun quizzes that tells you stuff that doesn't mean anything for no reason.
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What's Your Mental Age?

MY RESULT:Teen

A delicate blend of childlike enthusiasm and adult-style maturity. Well, a little bit of maturity.

You've got a free spirit, and you love to have fun. Admirable qualities for sure. Just be sure not to have too much fun. You know, like, one-way-ticket-to-the-emergency-room fun. Oh, who are we kidding? You'll do just fine.

Take This Quiz!


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Well that just makes plenty of sense. Now get off my lawn.

(via Sundries)

Posted at 06:43 PM    

This Poor Guy Wasn't Even Doing Anything Stupid



Idiot_2_footswin.wmv

It's still funny just because of the profound insight his buddy offers at the end.

(via Leo)

Posted at 06:02 PM    

Kiddie-Porn-Roll



If you've never been Rick-rolled, then click this link to see laughing babies and skateboard accidents. Wasn't that a fun surprise? Think how fun it'll be when the FBI does it:

The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click on them.

Undercover FBI agents used this hyperlink-enticement technique, which directed Internet users to a clandestine government server, to stage armed raids of homes in Pennsylvania, New York, and Nevada last year. The supposed video files actually were gibberish and contained no illegal images.

A CNET News.com review of legal documents shows that courts have approved of this technique, even though it raises questions about entrapment, the problems of identifying who's using an open wireless connection--and whether anyone who clicks on a FBI link that contains no child pornography should be automatically subject to a dawn raid by federal police.

Roderick Vosburgh, a doctoral student at Temple University who also taught history at La Salle University, was raided at home in February 2007 after he allegedly clicked on the FBI's hyperlink. Federal agents knocked on the door around 7 a.m., falsely claiming they wanted to talk to Vosburgh about his car. Once he opened the door, they threw him to the ground outside his house and handcuffed him.

Skipping to the scary part:

There's no evidence the referring site was recorded as well, meaning the FBI couldn't tell if the visitor found the links through Ranchi or another source such as an e-mail message.

That sucker got Kiddie-porn-rolled. I guess the moral of the story is: "Never click on any links anywhere on the internet ever." Here's something safe to click on, I promise.

(via Classical Values)

Posted at 05:53 PM    

Wed - March 19, 2008

The Leningrad Cowboys feat. the Red Army Choir - Sweet Home Alabama



Get down with your bad self, so to speak:
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(via To The Point News, via The Corner)

Posted at 09:42 PM    

Congladurations!




Posted at 09:09 PM    

I don't care how bad this hurts. I don't feel bad about laughing.




Posted at 07:03 PM    

Here's a friendly columbian lion



Roar.

(via Leo)

Posted at 06:53 PM    

I've had these two songs stuck in my head for the last 96 hours for some reason.






Posted at 06:13 PM    

Hey Look. More St. Patrick's Day Photos



















This batch of photos courtesy of Leiny.

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