var entryUUIDsList = new Array("E20060716232735","E20060712095120","E1753701419","E342016335","E146662858","E1802770750","E963207914","E529673969","E1472505852","E1926495006","E1777375927","E970558667","E1972411005","E1194311223","E781494738","E1050191986","E1407595766","E2087206491","E41640582","E2089244957","E1241365578","E1895711380","E942755136","E1583821078","E241168746","E803213561","E545865543","E316010501","E1402336361","E1526772724");
function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = '';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E20060716232735","C56237441","E20060712095120","C56745399","E1753701419","C148737902","E342016335","C56237441","E146662858","C56237441","E1802770750","C56237441","E963207914","C56237441","E529673969","C56237441","E1472505852","C56237441","E1926495006","C570327454","E1777375927","C56237441","E970558667","C56237441","E1972411005","C56237441","E1194311223","C56237441","E781494738","C344195535","E1050191986","C56237441","E1407595766","C570327454","E2087206491","C439217288","E41640582","C541804573","E2089244957","C439217288","E1241365578","C56237441","E1895711380","C56237441","E942755136","C541804573","E1583821078","C56237441","E241168746","C541804573","E803213561","C56237441","E545865543","C56237441","E316010501","C56237441","E1402336361","C56237441","E1526772724","C56237441");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Bruce Sherin\'s Weblog';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C541804573","Things everyone should know","C439217288","Posts having to do with farts and farting","C148737902","Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny","C570327454","Science","C96829828","unfiled","C344195535","Invention","C56237441","Usual Drivel","C56745399","Science Fiction Stories");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'July 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '30';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny: 1
Invention: 1
Posts having to do with farts and farting: 2
Science: 2
Science Fiction Stories: 1
Things everyone should know: 3
Usual Drivel: 20
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C541804573","3","C439217288","2","C148737902","1","C570327454","2","C96829828","0","C344195535","1","C56237441","20","C56745399","1");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny
Invention
Posts having to do with farts and farting
Science
Science Fiction Stories
Things everyone should know
Usual Drivel
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Classic jokes that will never cease to be funny Invention Posts having to do with farts and farting Science Science Fiction Stories Things everyone should know Usual Drivel ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Bruce Sherin';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'bsherin@northwestern.edu';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}