The Staging Area
Here's something that no one ever
talks about. You know how, before you fart, you can usually tell that you've got
one all ready to go? The fart is just waiting there, ready for you to give the
word. Here's my question: When the fart is waiting, where is it waiting? Does
that special location have a name? If not, I'd like to propose that, for
purposes of standardization, we all agree on the phrase that I have been using
informally: "The Fart Staging Area."
Posted at 09:51 PM
Announcement of new category
I would like to use this post as
an opportunity to announce a new category: Posts about farts and
farting.
Posted at 09:49 PM