Fri - December 26, 2003

The Staging Area



Here's something that no one ever talks about. You know how, before you fart, you can usually tell that you've got one all ready to go? The fart is just waiting there, ready for you to give the word. Here's my question: When the fart is waiting, where is it waiting? Does that special location have a name? If not, I'd like to propose that, for purposes of standardization, we all agree on the phrase that I have been using informally: "The Fart Staging Area."

Posted at 09:51 PM    

Announcement of new category



I would like to use this post as an opportunity to announce a new category: Posts about farts and farting.

Posted at 09:49 PM    


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