var entryUUIDsList = new Array("E20060222011248","E20060214015922","E20060206104123","E20060203011534","E20051228075732","E20051211145435","E20051130202210","E20051109015532","E20051016024143","E20051011042851","E20051003004103","E20051001133518","E20050928003931","E20050831101218","E20050825021735","E20050821050736","E20050816071305","E20050810030251","E20050809025259","E20050803222239","E20050802234544","E20050801031930","E20050727015340","E20050705024430","E20050702180654","E20050702163155","E1246524970","E1610369560","E2017567239","E978058044","E164902066","E1099749334","E143930647","E1786254087","E246028264","E1276264745","E1690621515","E712203905","E866401184","E544086552","E1208093705","E902726376","E497388109","E600060458","E55489392","E1040052217","E128686876","E1951906996","E1094970924","E1712705853","E1471128006","E2086430646","E789336126","E1531163281","E1465685001","E1583786095","E76355488","E1033401815","E627876991","E2053133644","E970226150","E555227262","E416350897","E786160221","E1974210618","E1874790818","E339183825","E387878855","E350602918","E927420440","E1366751241","E246606532","E1719177616","E1421219799","E1785029642","E879533542","E594329062","E1786716370","E983629351","E460999567","E81772704","E425699113","E896300041","E615603547","E365888931","E1502213025","E1560363343","E1331766657","E2028497894","E1835575816","E2120130178","E415246517","E1432398311","E639590730","E595105169","E991657616","E1428481115","E742178862","E213437876","E727170721","E1881932278","E1106896444");
function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = '';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = ' ';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E20060222011248","C2122290354","E20060214015922","C2122290354","E20060206104123","C2122290354","E20060203011534","C2122290354","E20051228075732","C2122290354","E20051211145435","C2122290354","E20051130202210","C2122290354","E20051109015532","C936367147","E20051016024143","C609622863","E20051011042851","C936367147","E20051003004103","C1612118807","E20051001133518","C2122290354","E20050928003931","C2122290354","E20050831101218","C2122290354","E20050825021735","C2122290354","E20050821050736","C715560475","E20050816071305","C2122290354","E20050810030251","C2122290354","E20050809025259","C2122290354","E20050803222239","C2122290354","E20050802234544","C2122290354","E20050801031930","C2122290354","E20050727015340","C2122290354","E20050705024430","C2122290354","E20050702180654","C2122290354","E20050702163155","C2122290354","E1246524970","C2122290354","E1610369560","C2122290354","E2017567239","C936367147","E978058044","C2122290354","E164902066","C2122290354","E1099749334","C609622863","E143930647","C2122290354","E1786254087","C715560475","E246028264","C1612118807","E1276264745","C936367147","E1690621515","C2122290354","E712203905","C2122290354","E866401184","C1612118807","E544086552","C2122290354","E1208093705","C936367147","E902726376","C2122290354","E497388109","C2122290354","E600060458","C2122290354","E55489392","C2122290354","E1040052217","C2122290354","E128686876","C2122290354","E1951906996","C2122290354","E1094970924","C1612118807","E1712705853","C2122290354","E1471128006","C2122290354","E2086430646","C2122290354","E789336126","C2122290354","E1531163281","C2122290354","E1465685001","C1612118807","E1583786095","C2122290354","E76355488","C2122290354","E1033401815","C1612118807","E627876991","C2122290354","E2053133644","C2122290354","E970226150","C2122290354","E555227262","C2122290354","E416350897","C2122290354","E786160221","C2122290354","E1974210618","C2122290354","E1874790818","C2122290354","E339183825","C2122290354","E387878855","C2122290354","E350602918","C2122290354","E927420440","C2122290354","E1366751241","C2122290354","E246606532","C2122290354","E1719177616","C2122290354","E1421219799","C2122290354","E1785029642","C2122290354","E879533542","C2122290354","E594329062","C2122290354","E1786716370","C936367147","E983629351","C2122290354","E460999567","C2122290354","E81772704","C2122290354","E425699113","C2122290354","E896300041","C2122290354","E615603547","C2122290354","E365888931","C2122290354","E1502213025","C936367147","E1560363343","C2122290354","E1331766657","C1612118807","E2028497894","C2122290354","E1835575816","C715560475","E2120130178","C715560475","E415246517","C2122290354","E1432398311","C2122290354","E639590730","C2122290354","E595105169","C2122290354","E991657616","C2122290354","E1428481115","C1612118807","E742178862","C715560475","E213437876","C2122290354","E727170721","C2122290354","E1881932278","C2122290354","E1106896444","C2122290354");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'brother';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C715560475","I\'m a dumbass","C609622863","It\'s my life...","C2122290354","everything else","C936367147","Hodgepodge","C1612118807","What did *you* do today, biotch?","C2078242519","unfiled");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'February 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '102';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'everything else: 80
Hodgepodge: 7
I\'m a dumbass: 5
It\'s my life...: 2
What did *you* do today, biotch?: 8
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C715560475","5","C609622863","2","C2122290354","80","C936367147","7","C1612118807","8","C2078242519","0");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'everything else
Hodgepodge
I\'m a dumbass
It\'s my life...
What did *you* do today, biotch?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'everything else Hodgepodge I\'m a dumbass It\'s my life... What did *you* do today, biotch? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'All rights reserved.';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = '';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}