At 7-11 Rob Zombie is not afraid, but I'm fucking terrified


An old girlfriend used to live next to a 7-11. I bought many hot dogs and 6packs of beer. The Indian guys there started recognizing me after awhile and we used to talk and stuff. My girlfriend and I broke up and I don't really go back to that 7-11 anymore.

I lived at my previous apartment for 5 years. The Indian dudes who ran the nearest 7-11 recognized me early on and, over time, became clearly alarmed at the astounding amounts of alcohol and hot dogs that I purchased there. I moved and haven't been back to that 7-11 since.

I'm moving again. middle of next month. I hate moving. It's expensive and it's a pain in the ass. What's really sad tho is that I was just starting to get to know the nice Indian dudes at the local 7-11. But it is not to be. They had just recently stopped carding me for alcohol too.

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I wonder what certain public figures are like in more private situations.

For instance: I wonder what kind of dad Rob Zombie must be. Mike G thinks his daughter would probably be a cheerleader and I have an imagination of his son, in a business suit, at a job interview introducing himself as "Stephen Zombie esq.".

I also wonder what Ann Coulter is like in bed. It's not any sort of pleasant fantasy for me, but, seriously can you imagine it?

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I got this off boingboing. But it's much funnier if you check out this site first.


Posted: Wed - July 27, 2005 at 01:53 AM             |

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