Written by: Terry Young

Contributed by: Annemarie Humenuk

"I'm down two" by Terry Young based on Avril Lavigne's song.

I'm sitting playing bridge
I'm bidding in the dark
I thought I'd have this nailed by now
There's no one here to help
(I've) No idea what to do
I'm bidding, but I've no clue

Isn't anyone going to help me?
Won't somebody come take my place
It's a damn fine mess
I should have tried (a) finesse
Won't you deal another hand
Let's try something new
I don't know what went wrong
But I ... I'm down two
I'm down two

I'm looking for an ace
Searching for an ace
Is there a way to make my six
'Cause nothing's going right
And everything's a mess
And no one likes to go down tricks

Isn't anyone going to help me?
Won't somebody come take my place
It's a damn fine mess
I should have tried (a) finesse
Won't you deal another hand
Let's try something new
I don't know what went wrong
But I ... I'm down two
I'm down two

Oh why is everything so confusing?
Maybe I'm just out of my league
Yea Yea Yea

It's a damn fine mess
I should have tried (a) finesse
Won't you deal another hand
Let's try something new
I don't know what went wrong
But I ... I'm down two
I'm down two

Deal another hand
Let's try something new
I don't know what went wrong
But I ... I'm down two
I'm down two

Deal another hand
Let's try something new
I don't know what went wrong
But I ... I'm down two
I'm down two
I'm down two