Acronyms - Internet Abbreviations

Acronyms - Internet Abbreviations - Internet Shorthand

Text Messaging - Keyboard Shortcuts

These acronyms and abbreviations, sometimes also designated as shorthand, are employed and used by computer users, or whenever people are online. They can also be employed for instant messaging, cell phone texting, newsgroups, blogs, which can then be user-specific. The user should also be aware that there are many not listed here and also that the "C" and the "S" can be used for "See"; this is also the case with the "U" and the "Y", which can be used for "you".

	@TEOTD	At The End Of The Day
	^URS	Up Yours
	<3	it means: a Heart
	143	it means: I Love You
	14AA41	One for All and All for One
	2B or not 2B	To Be Or Not To Be
	2BZ4UQT	Too Busy For You Cutey
	2G2B4G	Too Good To Be Forgotten
	2G2BT	Too Good To Be True
	2NITE	Tonight
	404	it means: I Haven't A Clue
	411	it means: Info
	4EAE	ForEver And Ever
	4ever	Forever
	4NR	Foreigner
	5FS	5 Finger Salute
	86	Out Of or Over
	9
	99
	A/S/L/P	Age/Sex/Location/Picture
	AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse
	AAF	As A Friend
	AAK	Asleep At Keyboard
	AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
	AAMOI	As A Matter Of Interest
	AAR	At Any Rate
	AAR8	At Any Rate
	AAS	Alive And Smiling
	AATK	Always At The Keyboard
	AAYF	As Always, Your Friend
	AB	Ass Backwards
	ABITHIWTIDB	A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
	ABT2	About To
	ACD	Alt Control Delete
	ACE	Access Control Entry
	ACK	Acknowledgement
	ADAD	Another Day Another Dollar
	ADBB	All Done Bye Bye
	ADIH	Another Day In Hell
	ADIP	Another Day In Paradise
	ADR	Address
	AEAP	As Early As Possible
	AFAGAY	A Friend As Good As You
	AFAHMASP	A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
	AFAIC	As Far As I'm Concerned
	AFAICS	As Far As I Can See
	AFAICT	As far As I can Tell
	AFAIK	As Far As I Know
	AFAIU	As Far As I Understand
	AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
	AFAP	As Far As Possible
	AFAYC	As Far As You're Concerned
	AFC	Away From Computer
	AFDN	Any F***ing Day Now
	AFGO	Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
	AFIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
	AFINIAFI	A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
	AFK	Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
	AFPOE	A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
	AFT	About F***ing Time
	AFZ	Acronym free zone
	AGKWE	And God Knows What Else
	AIAMU	And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
	aight	Alright
	AIH	As It Happens
	AIMB	As I Mentioned Before
	AIMP	Always In My Prayers
	AISB	As I Said Before
	AISE	As I Said Earlier
	AISI	As I See It
	AKA or a.k.a.	Also Known As
	ALAP	As Late As Possible
	Alcon	All Concerned
	ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud
	ALOTBSOL	Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
	ALTG	Act Locally, Think Globally
	AMAP	As Many As Possible
	AMBW	All My Best Wishes
	AMF	Adios Muther F***er
	AML	All My Love
	AMRMTYFTS	All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
	AND	Any day now
	ANFAWFOWS	And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
	ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different
	AOAS	All Of A Sudden
	AOB	Abuse Of Bandwidth
	AON	Apropos Of Nothing
	AP	Apple Pie
	AS	Ape Shit
	ASAFP	As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
	ASAP	As Soon As Possible
	ASL	Age/Sex/Location
	ASLMH	Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
	ATAB	Ain't That A Bitch
	ATST	At The Same Time
	ATW	All the Web or Around the Web
	AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
	AWGTHTGTTSA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
	AWOL	Absent Without Leave
	AYC	Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
	AYCE	All You Can Eat
	AYK	As You Know
	AYSOS	Are You Stupid Or Something
	AYTMTB	And You're Telling Me This Because
	B/C	Because
	B4	Before
	B4N	Bye For Now
	B4U	Before You
	B4YKI	Before You Know It
	BAG	Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
	BAK	Back At my Keyboard
	BAMF	Bad Ass Muther F***er
	BAU	Business As Usual
	BB	Be Back
	BB4N	Bye-Bye for Now
	BBB	Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
	BBBG	Bye Bye Be Good
	BBFBBM	Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
	BBFN	Bye-Bye for Now
	BBIAB	Be Back In A Bit
	BBIAF	Be Back In A Few
	BBIAS	Be Back In A Sec
	BBIAW	Be Back In A While
	BBL	Be Back Later
	BBMFIC	Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
	BBN	Bye Bye Now
	BBSD	Be Back Soon Darling
	BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
	BBT	Be Back Tomorrow
	BCBG	Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
	BCBS	Big Company, Big School
	BCNU	Be Seein' You
	BCOZ	Because
	BD	Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
	BDBI5M	Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
	BDC	Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
	BDN	Big Damn Number
	BEOS	it means: Nudge
	BF	Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
	BFD	Big F***ing Deal
	BFE	Beyond F***ing Egypt
	BFF	Best Friends Forever
	BFFTTE	Best Friends Forever Til The End
	BFN	Bye For Now
	BFR	Big Fucken Rock
	BHAG	Big Hairy Audacious Goal
	BHG	Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
	BHOF	Bald Headed Old Fart
	BIBI	Bye Bye
	BIBO	Beer In, Beer Out
	BIF	Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
	BIOYE	Blow It Out Your Ear
	BIOYIOP	Blow It Out Your I/O Port
	BIOYN	Blow it Out Your Nose
	BITD	Back In The Day
	BKA	Better Known As
	BL	Belly Laughing
	BLBBLB	Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
	BM	Byte Me
	BMF	Bad Muther F***er
	BMGWL	Busting My Gut With Laughter
	BMOF	Bite Me Old Fart
	BMOTA	Byte Me On The Ass
	BNDN	Been Nowhere Done Nothing
	BNF	Big Name Fan
	BO	Bug Off -or- Body Odor
	BOBFOC	Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
	BOCTAAE	But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
	BOFH	Bastard Operator From Hell
	BOHICA	Bend Over Here It Comes Again
	BOTEC	Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
	BOTOH	But On The Other Hand
	BPLM	Big Person Little Mind
	BR	Bathroom
	BRB	Be Right Back
	BRT	Be Right There
	BS	Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
	BSAAW	Big Smile And A Wink
	BSBD&NE	Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
	BSF	But Seriously, Folks
	BT	Byte This
	BTA	But Then Again or Before The Attacks
	BTDT	Been There Done That
	BTDTGTS	Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
	BTFO	Back The F* Off -or- Bend The F* Over
	BTHOOM	Beats The Heck Out Of Me
	BTSOOM	Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
	BTTT	Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
	BTW	By The Way
	BTWBO	Be There With Bells On
	BTWITIAILW/U	By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
	BW	Best Wishes
	BWDIK	But What Do I Know
	BWL	Bursting With Laughter
	BWO	Black, White or Other
	BYKT	But you Knew That
	BYOA	Bring Your Own Advil
	C&G	Chuckly and Grin
	C/P	Cross Post
	C4N	Ciao For Now
	CAAC	Cool As A Cucumber
	CB	Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
	CBB	Can't Be Bothered
	CBF	Can't Be F***ed
	CBJ	Covered Blow Job
	CFV	Call For Vote
	CIAO	Goodbye (in Italian)
	CICO	Coffee In, Coffee Out
	CID	Consider It Done
	CIS	CompuServe Information Service
	CMF	Count My Fingers
	CMIW	Correct Me if I'm Wrong
	CMU	Crack Me Up
	CNP	Continued in Next Post
	COB	Close Of Business
	CofS	Church of Scientology
	COS	Change Of Subject
	C-P	Sleepy
	CRAFT	Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
	CRAP	Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
	CRAT	Can't Remember A Thing
	CRAWS	Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
	CRB	Come Right Back
	CRBT	Crying Real Big Tears
	CRS	Can't Remember Sh**
	CRTLA	Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
	CSL	Can't Stop Laughing
	C-T	City
	CTA	Call To Action
	CTC	Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
	CU	See You -or- Cracking Up
	CUATU	See You Around The Universe
	CUL	See You Later
	CUL8ER	See You Later
	CUL8R	See You Later
	CUNS	See You In School
	CWYL	Chat With You Later
	CY	Calm Yourself
	CYA	Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
	CYL	See You Later
	CYM	Check Your Mail
	CYO	See You Online
	CYT	See You Tomorrow
	DAMHIKT	Don't Ask Me How I Know That
	DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover
	DBA	Doing Business As
	DBABAI	Don't Be A Bitch About It
	DBEYR	Don't Believe Everything You Read
	DD	Due Diligence
	DDD	Direct Distance Dial
	DETI	Don't Even Think It
	DF	Dear Friend
	DFLA	Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
	DGA	Don't Go Anywhere
	DGT	Don't Go There
	DGTG	Don't Go There Girlfriend
	DGYF	Damn Girl You're Fine
	DH	Dear Hubby or Husband
	DHYB	Don't Hold Your Breath
	DIKU	Do I Know You
	DILLIGAD	Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
	DILLIGAS	Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
	DITR	Dancing In The Rain
	DITYID	Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
	DIY	Do It Yourself
	DKDC	Don't Know Don't Care
	DL	Download -or- Dead Link
	DLTBBB	Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
	DLTM	Don't Lie To Me
	DMI	Don't Mention It
	DNC	Does Not Compute
	DOE	Depends On Experience
	DOEI	Goodbye (in Dutch)
	DORD	Department of Redundancy Department
	DP	Domestic Partner
	DQMOT	Don't Quote Me On This
	DQYDJ	Don't Quit Your Day Job
	DRIB	Don't Read If Busy
	DTRT	Do The Right Thing
	DUI	Driving Under the Influence
	DURS! -or- DUS!	Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
	DUST	Did You See That
	DWB	Don't Write Back
	DWBH	Don't Worry Be Happy
	DWI	Driving While Intoxicated
	DWS	Driving While Stupid
	DWWWI	Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
	DWYM	Does What You Mean
	DYFM	Dude You Fascinate Me
	DYHAB	Do You Have A Boyfriend
	DYHAG	Do You Have A Girlfriend
	DYJHIW	Don't You Just Hate it When...
	DYOFDW	Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
	DYSTSOTT	Did You See The Size Of That Thing
	E123	Easy as One, Two, Three
	EAK	Eating at Keyboard
	EFT	Electronic Funds Transfer
	EG	Evil Grin
	EL	Evil Laugh
	EM	Excuse Me
	EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In
	EMI	Excuse My Ignorance
	EML	Email Me Later
	EMRTW	Evil Monkey's Rule The World
	EMSG	E-Mail Message
	EOD	End Of Day
	EOM	End Of Message
	EOT	End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
	ESADYFA	Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
	ESEMED	Every Second Every Minute Every Day
	ESMF	Eat Sh Mother F*er
	ESO	Equipment Smarter than Operator
	ETA	Estimated Time of Arrival
	ETLA	ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
	EVRE1	Every One
	EWI	E-mailing While Intoxicated
	EZ	Easy
	F2F	Face-to-Face
	FAB	Features Attributes Benefits
	FAQL	Frequently Asked Questions List
	FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
	FBI	Fucking Brilliant Idea
	FBKS	Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
	FE	Fatal Error
	FF	Friends Forever
	FF&PN	Fresh Fields and Pastures New
	FFS	For F***s Sake
	FGDAI	stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
	FILF	Father I'd Like to F***
	FILTH	Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
	FINE	F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
	FISH	First in, Still Here
	FITB	Fill in the Blanks
	FLA	Four Letter Acronym
	FMTYEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
	FO	F*** Off
	FOAF	Friend Of A Friend
	FOC	Free of Charge
	FOFL	Falling on Floor Laughing
	FOMCL	Falling Off My Chair Laughing
	FORD	Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
	FRED	F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
	FSR	For Some Reason
	FSU	F*** Shit Up
	FTASB	Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
	FTBOMH	From The Bottom Of My Heart
	FTF	F*** That's Funny
	FTFOI	For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
	FTL	Faster Than Light
	FTLOG	For The Love Of God
	FTR	For The Record
	FTRF	F*** That's Really Funny
	FTTB	For The Time Being
	FTW	For The Win
	FU2	F*** You Too
	FUBAR	F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
	FUBB	F***ed Up Beyond Belief
	FUD	Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
	FUM	F***ed Up Mess
	FWB	Friends With Benefits
	FWD	Forward
	FWIW	For What It's Worth
	FYA	For Your Amusement
	FYE	For Your Edification
	FYI	For Your Information
	FYIFV	F*** You I'm Fully Vested
	FYLTGE	From Your Lips To Gods Ears
	FYM	For Your Misinformation
	FYSBIGTBABN	Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
	G	Guess -or- Grin
	G2GLYS	Got To Go Love Ya So
	GA	Go Ahead
	GAL	Get A Life
	GALGAL	Give A Little Get A Little
	GALHER	Get A Load of Her
	GALHIM	Get A Load of Him
	GAP	Got A Pic?
	GAS	Got A Second
	GBG	Great Big Grin
	GBH	Great Big Hug
	GD&R	Grinning, Ducking and Running
	GDI	God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
	GF	Girlfriend
	GFF	Go F****ing Figure
	GFI	Go For It
	GFN	Gone For Now
	GFTD	Gone For The Day
	GFY	Go F*** Yourself
	GG	Good Game (or) Gotta Go
	GGN	Gotta Go Now
	GGP	Gotta Go Pee
	GIGO	Garbage In, Garbage Out
	GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
	GL	Good Luck -or- Get Lost
	GLG	Good Looking Girl
	GLYASDI	God Loves You And So Do I
	GM	Good Morning
	GMAB	Give Me A Break
	GMAFB	Give Me A F***ing Break
	GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
	GMTFT	Great Minds Think For Themselves
	GNBLFY	Got Nothing But Love For You
	GNSD	Good Night Sweet Dreams
	GOI	Get Over It
	GOK	God Only Knows
	GOL	Giggling Out Loud
	GOS	Gay Or Straight
	GOYHH	Get Off Your High Horse
	GR&D	Grinning Running And Ducking
	GR8	Great
	gratz	Congratulations
	GRRRR	it means Growling
	GSOAS	Go Sit On A Snake
	GTFOOH	Get The F*** Out Of Here
	GTG	Got To Go
	GTGB	Got To Go, Bye
	GTGP	Got To Go Pee
	GTH	Go To Hell
	GTM	Giggle To Myself
	GTRM	Going To Read Mail
	GTSY	Glad To See You
	GUD	Geographically UnDesirable
	GWS	Get Well Soon
	GYHOOYA	Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
	GYPO	Get Your Pants Off
	H&K	Hug and Kiss
	h/o	Hold On
	h/p	Hold Please
	H4XX0R	a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
	HAGD	Have a Great Day
	HAGN	Have A Good Night
	HAGO	Have A Good One
	HAK	Hugs And Kisses
	HAND	Have a Nice Day
	HAWTLW	Hello And Welcome To Last Week
	HB	Hurry Back
	HBIB	Hot But Inappropriate Boy
	HCC	Holy Computer Crap
	HD	Hold
	HF	Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
	HHIS	Hanging Head In Shame
	HHO1/2K	Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
	HHOJ	Ha-Ha, Only Joking
	HHOK	Ha Ha, Only Kidding
	HHOS	Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
	HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
	HIG	How's It Going
	HIH	Hope It Helps
	HIOOC	Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
	HITAKS	Hang In There And Keep Smiling
	HNTI	How Nice That/This Is
	HNTW	How Nice That Was
	HOHA	HOllywood HAcker
	HSIK	How Should I Know
	HT	Hi There
	HTB	Hang The Bastards
	HTH	Hope This (or That) Helps
	HTNOTH	Hit The Nail On The Head
	HUA	Heads Up Ace
	HUGZ	Hugs
	HUYA	Head Up Your A**
	HWGA	Here We Go Again
	I 1-D-R	I Wonder
	I&I	Intercourse and Inebriation
	IAC	In Any Case
	IAC	In Any Case
	IAE	In Any Event
	IAITS	It's All In The Subject
	IANAC	I Am Not A Crook
	IANADBIPOOTV	I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
	IANAE	I Am Not an Expert
	IANAL	I Am Not A Lawyer
	IANNNGC	I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
	IASAP4U	I Always Say A Prayer For You
	IAT	I Am Tired
	IAW	I Agree With
	IBIWISI	I'll Believe It When I See It
	IBRB	I Will Be Right Back
	IBT	In Between Technology
	IBTC	Itty Bitty Titty Committee
	IBTD	I Beg To Differ
	IBTL	In Before The Lock
	IC	In Character
	ICBW	I Could Be Wrong
	ID10T	Idiot
	IDC	I Don't Care
	IDGAF	I Don't Give A F***
	IDGARA	I Don't Give A Rats Ass
	IDGI	I Don't Get It
	IDK	I Don't Know
	IDKY	I Don't Know You
	I-D-L	Ideal
	IDM	It Does Not Matter
	IDST	I Didn't Say That
	IDTS	I Don't Think So
	IEF	It's Esther's Fault
	IFAB	I Found A Bug
	IFU	I F***ed Up
	IGGP	I Gotta Go Pee
	IGTP	I Get The Point
	IHA	I Hate Acronyms
	IHAIM	I Have Another Instant Message
	IHNO	I Have No Opinion
	IHTFP	I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
	IHU	I Hear You
	IIIO	Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
	IIMAD	If It Makes An(y) Difference
	IIR	If I Remember or If I Recall
	IIRC	If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
	IITYWIMWYBMAD	If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
	IITYWYBMAD	If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
	IIWM	If It Were Me
	IKALOPLT	I Know A Lot Of People Like That
	ILA	I Love Acronyms
	ILICISCOMK	I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
	ILMURLABITIMMHAC	I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
	ILU	I Love You
	ILY	I Love You
	IM	Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
	IM2BZ2P	I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
	IMAO	In My Arrogant Opinion
	IMCO	In My Considered Opinion
	IMHEIUO	In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
	IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
	IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion
	IMO	In My Opinion
	IMOO	In My Own Opinion
	IMS	I Am Sorry
	INMP	It's Not My Problem
	INNW	If Not Now, When
	INPO	In No Particular Order
	IOH	I'm Outta Here
	IOUD	Inside, Outside, Upside Down
	IOW	In Other Words
	IPN	I'm Posting Naked
	IRL	In Real Life
	ISAGN	I See A Great Need
	ISH	Insert Sarcasm Here
	ISS	I Said So
	ISTM	It Seems to Me
	ISTR	I Seem To Remember
	ISWYM	I See What You Mean
	ISYALS	I'll Send You A Letter Soon
	ITIGBS	I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
	ITM	In The Money
	IUM	If You Must
	IWALU	I Will Always Love You
	IWSN	I Want Sex Now
	IYAOYAS	If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
	IYD	In Your Dreams
	IYKWIM	If You Know What I Mean
	IYKWIMAITYD	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
	IYO	In Your Opinion
	IYQ	I like you
	IYSS	If You Say So
	IYSWIM	If You See What I Mean
	J/C	Just Checking
	J/J	Just Joking
	J/K	Just Kidding
	J/P	Just Playing
	J/W	Just Wondering
	J2LYK	Just To Let You Know
	J4G	Just For Grins
	J5M	Just Five Minutes
	JAD	Just Another day
	JAFO	Just Another F***ing Onlooker
	JAFS	Just A F***ing Salesman
	JAM	Just a Minute
	JAS	Just A Second
	JDI	Just Do It
	JEOMK	Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
	JK	Just Kidding
	JM2C	Just My 2 Cents
	JMO	Just My Opinion
	JOOTT	Just One Of Those Things
	JSU	Just Shut Up
	JT	Just Teasing
	JTLYK	Just To Let You Know
	JUADLAM	Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
	K	OK
	KBD	Keyboard
	KEWL	Cool
	KFY	Kiss For You
	KIA	Killed In Action
	KIR	Keep It Real
	KISS	Keep It Simple Stupid
	KIT	Keep In Touch
	KK	Kiss Kiss
	KMA	Kiss My Ass
	KMFHA	Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
	KMP	Keep Me Posted
	KMRIA	Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
	KMSLA	Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
	KMWA	Kiss My White Ass
	KOK	Knock
	KOTC	Kiss On The Cheek
	KOTL	Kiss On The Lips
	KPC	Keeping Parents Clueless
	KUTGW	Keep Up The Good Work
	KWIM	Know What I Mean
	KYPO	Keep Your Pants On
	L8R	Later
	LAQ	Lame Ass Quote
	LBR and LGR	Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
	LBUG -or- LBIG	Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
	LD	Long Distance -or- Later Dude
	LDIMEDILLIGAF	Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
	LDR	Long Distance Relationship
	LDTTWA	Let's Do The Time Warp Again
	LHO	Laughing Head Off
	LHOS	Lets Have Online Sex
	LIFO	Last In First Out
	LIS	Laughing In Silence
	LKITR	Little Kid In The Room
	LLTA	Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
	LMAO	Laughing My Ass Off
	LMFAO	Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
	LMIRL	Let's Meet In Real Life
	LMK	Let Me Know
	LMSO	Laughing My Socks Off
	LMTCB	Left Message To Call Back
	LOL	Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
	LOLA	Laugh Out Loud Again
	LOMBARD	Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
	LONH	Lights On, Nobody Home
	LOOL	Laughing Outragously Out Loud
	LOPSOD	Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
	LOU	Laughing Over You
	LPOS	Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
	LRF	Little Rubber Feet
	LSV	Language, Sex, Violence
	LTIC	Laughing 'Til I Cry
	LTM	Laugh To Myself
	LTNS	Long Time No See
	LTR	Long Term Relationship
	LULU	Locally Undesireable Land Use
	LWR	Launch When Ready
	LY	Love You
	LY4E	Love You Forever
	LYB	Love Ya Babe
	LYCYLBB	Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
	LYKYAMY	Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
	LYL	Love You Lots
	LYLAB	Love You Like a Brother
	LYLAS	Love You Like A Sister
	LYLB	Love Ya Later Bye
	LYMI	Love Ya, Mean It
	LYWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
	M4C	Meet for Coffee
	M8 or M8s	Mate or Mates
	MA	Mature Audience
	MAYA	Most Advanced Yet Accessible
	MB	Message Board
	MBN	Must Be Nice
	MBRFN	Must Be Real F***ing Nice
	MFD	Multi-Function Device
	MfG	Mit freundlichen Gruessen
	MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You
	MHOTY	My Hat's Off To You
	MIA	Missing In Action
	MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please
	MILF	Mother I'd Like to F***
	MITIN	More Info Than I Needed
	MKOP	My Kind Of Place
	MLAS	My Lips Are Sealed
	MM	Market Maker
	MMHA2U	My Most Humble Apologies To You
	MOFO	Mother F***er
	MOMPL	One Moment Please
	MOO	Mud, Object-Oriented
	MOOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
	MOP	MOment Please
	MorF	Male or Female
	MOSS	Member Of The Same Sex
	MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
	MOTD	Message Of The Day
	MOTSS	Members Of The Same Sex
	MSG	Message
	MSMD	Monkey See Monkey Do
	MSNUW	Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
	MTBF	Mean Time Between Failure
	MTF	More To Follow
	MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You
	MTLA	My True Love Always
	MTSBWY	May The Schwartz Be With You
	MUAH
	MUBAR	Messed up Beyond All Recognition
	MUSM	Miss You So Much
	MWAH	the sound of a kiss
	MWBRL	More Will Be Revealed Later
	MYL	Mind Your Language
	MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
	N/A	Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
	N/M	Nothing Much
	N/T	No Text
	N1	Nice One
	N2M	Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
	N2MJCHBU	Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
	NAB	Not A Blonde
	NADT	Not A Damn Thing
	NAK	Nursing At Keyboard