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I <3 PIE!


I'll eat your GF's Pie...

So here's the long story..but worth reading.

There were these two pumpkin pies in the refrigerator at work and one had already been half eaten. And for some reason I just HAD to have a slice of that pumpkin pie. So I asked around the office to see who's pie it was. Every room, every person I asked.

So since no one claimed it I was like f*&k this, I'm eating the pie. I told my VP of Sales, Joe, and he said, lets get some whip cream for them. So we made a trip out to Whole Foods to get a bottle of Whip Cream for the pie.

When we get back we see the two pies, and I say, "Do you really want to eat out of the half-eaten pie?"

Joe says "Dude, I don't know where the f%$k it's been and how long its been there. Let's crack open the new pie. So I cut him a small slice, he says, thats not big enough, so he take a monster second slice. Then I'm like, screw this I'm taking two big sliced too.

So we are chowing down on this pie, and its a GOOOOD pumpkin pie. Two other people in the office had some too. I was like, damn, this is so good, I wonder if its homemade.

***NOT ACTUAL PIE (BUT VERY SIMILAR LOOKING)***

Then an hour later, Randy, my homeboy and co-worker says in a -not so- pleasant tone. "Brian, did you eat the pie" And of course i said "Yeah I did, I asked around and no one claimed it."

Randy..."Dude, my girlfriend made that pie and it was for a dinner party tonite" (His girlfriend happened to be in the office, never met her, working in a small office room that I totally ignored)

Brian..."Oh Man, I'm so sorry dude (but laughing inside because of how ghetto I was)

Randy leaves -not so- happy, and Joe says, "Hey, there's whip cream in the refrigerator if you want some!"

The aftermath a day later...Randy just didn't get "Why did you have to eat the perfectly good pie." And yes..those pies WERE homemade. We are still friends.

Posted: Wed - September 19, 2007 at 12:23 AM          

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