Jesus, please take the CMA wheel
LeeAnn Womack...what were you thinking (and
eating) and wearing (looks like you got lost on your way to the emerald city)
how old are you anyway? Enough with the extensions
already
Sara Evans...You should have
thought of different lyrics when you were cheating....I'm not sure but I think
I heard the phrase "pork and beans" in that
song.
and speaking of lyrics....these make me want
to listen to Barry Manilow albums
...you
wanna a little zing in your zang zang
...you
don't look a day over fast cars and
freedom
...that was 20 years and two husbands
ago
and speaking of lyrics again...pretty
sure Whiskey Lullaby won for song of the year last year...I guess it was just
that good. Whaaaat?
Julie
Roberts...there are 7 notes in the main scale and a cabillion combinations that
can be made just by adding flats and sharps, why would you record and sing one
with 3 notes.
And what's with Rascal
Flats and Big and Rich singing never ending songs and Willie Nelson and Paul
Simon getting a one line cameo...accompanied by Nora
Jones.
Welcome to the 39th annual CMA
awards, here's your hosts...Mr and Mr. NO
PERSONALITY
Note to producers: there should
be a statue of limitations on Brooks and Dork? Thanks for that one,
Ang!
Followed up by Vinnie Gill with
three words and one phrase that made me wished I would have been country when
country wasn't cool....oh wait...that was
tonight.
Note to Vince Gill: we don't care if you
can't button your coat as long as you never wear one with the words BROADWAY
embroidered on it.
I understand Horizon
nominees that when you can't lip sync and have your vocals enhanced that it
would be a little hard to stay on pitch. But Dierks Bentley redeemed himself
by, well, just by being himself.
Bon
Jovi...hey pals, coulda swore it said Country Music Awards...and speaking of
awards did they give out more than
3?
Faith and Tim...mute button...my way
of dealing with the pain
Another note to
producers: As tired as I was of Alabama in the 80's and them winning 39 times
for entertainer of the year, when they get inducted into the Country Music Hall
of Fame why not let them talk themselves into oblivion before playing them into
commercial.
Note to Alabama: Thanks for "Play Me Some
Mountain Music" ...that was my passionate introduction into music and
pictures
I can only imagine why they
would waste a perfectly perfect voice to introduce an award vs. a live
performance. False advertising. C'mon Wynonna's got something to say and what
better way than to sing. There's your host for next year if you'd want to
redeem yourselves at all.
The amazing
thing about Carrie Underwood was that she didn't even need American
Idol
They should give out one more
award. And the truly authentic country music award goes to: It's a tie folks.
George Strait and Alan Jackson.
I can't even talk about Elton John and Dolly
Parton...this wasn't Crossroads for crying out
loud.
I said it before and I'll say it
again...anyone looking to break into the music industry should play their cards
on the country music genre table because the door is wide
open.
Posted: Wed - November 16, 2005 at 12:13 AM