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document.write(haloscanJavascript);
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function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
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var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
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entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
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document.write('');
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var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
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entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
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}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Gil\'s Weblog';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'October 2007';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 |
| 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '168';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Brushes With Fame: 2
Click Through Game: 2
Daily Rant: 92
My Registry: 1
Politics: 23
Product Reviews: 18
The Money Pit: 5
Travel: 2
Vacation Horrors: 23
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document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Brushes With Fame
Click Through Game
Daily Rant
My Registry
Politics
Product Reviews
The Money Pit
Travel
Vacation Horrors
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document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Brushes With Fame Click Through Game Daily Rant My Registry Politics Product Reviews The Money Pit Travel Vacation Horrors ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Gil Blankenship';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'blankgm@mac.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}