She's Too Pretty To Be Sent To Jail for her Crimes



Former Greco Middle School teacher Debra LaFave is yet another, in a now growing long line of, female teachers who is accused of having sex with one of her (underage) students. Debra has garnered quite a bit of coverage lately and, in case you hadn't heard, has turned down a plea deal which would have included some hard time in prison - she apparently wants a jury trail. After seeing her lawyer on The Today Show yesterday (in a newsbyte) it isn't too difficult to understand why. He has the perfect defense. She is simply too pretty for prison.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that this is indeed an attractive woman. Far more acctractive than any of the teachers I recall having at the ripe young age of 14. But then again - who knows. Perhaps I did have a looker or two and just didn't notice (is that possible at 14?).

In any case, we take a quick look at Debra and how she has grown through the years starting with:

Highschool




Marriage











Modeling













And this brings us to the modern day with Debra appearing in Court.





One has to wonder exactly what is it that went through her brain that made her believe she could, if actually guilty of the crime, get away with having sex with a minor? Perhaps she took the Presidential route and didn't 'Legally' have sex with the young man. Perhaps it was just 'Oral Sex'. Not even sex at all. I don't know the particulars other than she is accused of having sex with the young man in the classroom (perhaps it was a biology class) at her home (homework?) and a van (Drivers Ed?).

But, in her defense her lawyer states: Debra was suffering from emotional distress having risen from the 2004 anniversary of the April 2001 death of her pregnant sister in an automobile accident. She reportedly didn't know that what she was doing was wrong.

"Uhm what teacher in her right mind would do something like this?"......... "To place Debbie into a Florida state women's penitentiary, to place an attractive young woman um in that kind of hellhole, uh uh is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions, uh I'm not sure Debbie would be able to survive.'"

Immediately my head started getting light, my stomach began to rise and I felt like I was going to vomit. Not at the statement that the lawyer made, but of the obviously pending musical parodies which already must be in the works. Picture a video of Wierd Al Yancovic in drag as Right Said Deb singing:
"I'm - to sexy for your jail; so sexy I need bail; my de-fense can't fail"

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