Divine Aesthetics: The Blog

I love my wife

Me: Hey, this is a good packing snow. Kelli: Yeah, but I don't want to send it anywhere. Me: ... Me: I'm blogging this.

WARNING

Those who know me know I'm a sucker for cute little animals.  That being said, do not click on this link if you have anything that needs too be done soon.

The above link contains silly jokes, sick jokes, stupid jokes, cute jokes, internet slang, random geekiness, more random geekiness, and more cats than I've ever seen on one web page.

Ever.

Should I be worried?

from a conversation with Cristi

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With Sheep, Er, DnD

There's the old joke of adding "...with sheep" to the end of any fortune cookie in order to make it sick and wrong, but what if we combined games instead?

Commissioned has a neat idea bout combining board games with RPGs.

Chocolate and peanut butter, indeed. :)

Vash Hans

"Staff must vash Hans"

... ven Hans starts to smell vunny, vun has to make sure he's been vashed thoroughly. Don't vorget to vash behind the ears.

What I Did Today

>My wife got me a "backstage pass" to tour the projection booth of a movie theater. Pictures! Woohoo!

Mix things up

How's this for a job - chuck a variety of things into a blender and see what happens!

Things I can't do in an RPG Campaign

2. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument.
21. No longer allowed to recreate the Death Star Trench Run out of genre.
22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
25. The green elf does not need food badly.
35. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to play R2 units.
38. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepid mansion from the outside.
44. Not allowed to spend all 100 character points on 100 1pt skills.

I could go on, but how about you just read the whole list for yourself.  This stuff is funny.

Only in my playlist...

...would "Dead Puppies" by Ogden Edsl be played between two Christian Rock songs.

No, I didn't have iTunes set to play songs randomly, either.

Home Remedies

My sister sent me this. We are certainly a strange bunch. 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.