Intelligence in the Nick of Time
The General does his usual excellent job of skewering the Bush Administration regarding the recently announced capture of a top al Qaeda aide. A sample:
in a stroke of sheer luck, interrogators were able to get him to confirm all of the Administration's talking points about Al Qaeda's involvement in Iraq just as the Democratic leadership in the Senate was moving to end a Republican filibuster of the Levin-Reed Troop Withdrawal plan.
Unfortunately, the mediaslumunistofascists at CNN only read you the first page of the press release. Abu Shahid had much more information to share. Here are a few of his quotes the media failed to report:
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1,357 of our best terrorist trainees lost all hope and abandoned their training when your mighty and fearsome president commuted Scooter Libby's sentence.
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We are undermining your society with gay marriage, evolution, and environmental regulation.
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Our ultimate goal is to punish Americans by providing them with single-payer health care.
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Tinky-Winky and Spongebob Squarepants are important mullahs in our organization.
