Monday, May 19, 2008

Hmmm

Bush: "I Doubt I'd Be Standing Here If I Hadn't Quit Drinking Whiskey"

Be honest. How many of you, when you first read that, thought, at least for an instant, "I should really buy that guy a drink"?

That hurts just thinking about it

Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.

. . .

Two firefighters used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring during a 20-minute procedure.


Eeeyaah!