It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something
like "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me?" or
"Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

All from Jack Handey

• Chess Page. World Chess Hangouts

Bill's students could go to mrlogic.net to look for information and help regarding his classes.

Miscellaneous Papers and interests

• The.Logic.of.Emotion
• Time Travel and Paradox
• The Limits of Knowledge
• Curious Prime numbers
• Ethics Simulations

If you would like to help SETI find extraterrestrial intelligence click on this.

• Hiking the French Alps
• Things you can't do.
• Bike Trip to France
• Horney instructor
• Mad instructor's cat
• Mad instructor's spare cat
• His Lady love
• His Spare lady love
• Instructor high on Philosophy
• Picture Album
• Yosemite
• Big Sur Marathon
• Getty Museum Opening Day
• DogLog

Do you like humor? Well, then may wish to go revisit Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

This guy is GREAT!!