The de la Fuente Power Rankings
It was only a matter of time. Inspired by
rankings systems like those in collegiate athletics, I've devised my own system
for evaluating my dining experiences in Iowa.

La
Carreta Mexican restaurant in Marshalltown (7.40
dPR)
I proudly present the de la
Fuente Power Rankings (dPR), an ongoing and semi-scientific gauge of the food I
have eaten here in Iowa. There are five evenly weighted categories that
determine an establishment's
score:
Quality of
Food
Cleanliness
Quality
of
Service
Novelty
Overall
Dining Experience
"Novelty" refers
to anything that sets a restaurant apart from the pack. This could be an
out-of-the-ordinary offering on the menu, a special dessert, something unique in
the decor or ambience, or any other wild card factor. A restaurant is graded in
each of these categories on a ten-point scale, and the overall score is the
average of individual category scores. There are three separate dPR divisions:
GLOBAL
The
Global Division consists of all restaurants in the dPR.
CHAIN
The
Chain Division ranks franchised restaurants, such as Chili's and Applebee's.
COUNTER
The
Counter Division only includes restaurants that don't employ traditional
waitstaff, such as fast food restaurants, cafes, and dessert-only
establishments.
Without further ado,
here are the dPR through February 28,
2005:
GLOBAL
DIVISION
1.
Sage - Windsor Heights (9.70
dPR)
2. Bob's
Drive-Inn - Le Mars
(9.30)
3. Blue
Bunny - Le Mars
(9.20)
4. Tony Roma's
- Sioux City
(8.40)
5. Bravo! Cucina
-
West Des Moines
(8.20)
CHAIN
DIVISION
1. Tony Roma's
- Sioux City (8.40
dPR)
2. Bravo! Cucina
-
West Des Moines
(8.20)
3. Carlos O'Kelly's
- Dubuque
(7.90)
4. Mondo's
- West Des Moines
(7.70)
5. Texas
Roadhouse - Cedar Rapids
(7.10)
COUNTER
DIVISION
1.
A&W - Indianola (7.70
dPR)
2.
Panera - Cedar Rapids
(7.40)
3.
Subway - Various
(6.87)
4. Arby's
- Indianola
(6.60)
5. Taco
John's - Various
(6.40)
Updated dPR will be posted on
Mondays. Like any arbitrary ranking system, I suspect the dPR will inspire its
fair share of controversy. The absence of Chili's, for instance, in the Top 5 of
the Chain Division may raise some eyebrows. I've eaten there twice in the last
week, and truth be told, I find the food there very good. Its Achilles' heel on
my two visits, however, was the quality of service. I may have just been unlucky
twice in a row with my servers, so don't be surprised if Chili's eventually
cracks the Top 5.
Posted: Mon - February 28, 2005 at 09:17 PM